A real cop story, Im not lying |
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 Aug 25 2004, 07:28 AM
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 smiling hurts  Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630  |
One time this cop came to our school and told a funny story.. This happened to him
 One time they were out on patrol when they were called to help with a guy who was running away. They finally caught him but the reason why they were chasing him was becauase he was running around naked. They were cuffing him and he was struggling quite a bit. This is funnier in Dialouge. person1- Can you help me hold him down? person2- Yea sure person1- Can you grab his wrists while i cuff him? Its hard to do both at the same time.. person2- I already am person1- ....... then what am i hol.....  hahaha that is nasty |
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Aug 25 2004, 07:36 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
OMG I GET IT HE WAS HOLDING THAT GUYS DI*K
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Aug 25 2004, 08:04 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmao... haha that's gross humor
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Aug 25 2004, 01:41 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Whoa..must of been huge
 Ew...
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Aug 25 2004, 01:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 950 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,808 |
LMAO!!! How weird...
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Aug 25 2004, 08:38 PM
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smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Aug 25 2004, 7:36 AM) OMG I GET IT HE WAS HOLDING THAT GUYS DI*K yup 
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Aug 25 2004, 11:42 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
omg lol!! that so funny...haha
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Aug 26 2004, 08:44 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha.
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Aug 26 2004, 09:44 AM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Aug 25 2004, 8:36 AM) OMG I GET IT HE WAS HOLDING THAT GUYS DI*K Stunning observation, sparky! 
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Aug 26 2004, 09:46 AM
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 Living in Shadows..yet able to see the light Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,830 |
lol thats funny aww damn that aint cool lol
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Aug 27 2004, 05:19 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Rofl. That's wrong.
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Aug 27 2004, 02:27 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, that wuz funny, but pretty sick
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Aug 27 2004, 02:41 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
lmao! that's funny, but gross.. his thing must be big then
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Aug 27 2004, 04:36 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
a cop told u that? lol isnt that kinda inappropriate for him to tell a story like that
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Aug 27 2004, 08:25 PM
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WONDERWOMAN? Group: Member Posts: 335 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,636 |
lol. yuck.
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Aug 28 2004, 03:19 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
omg! that is twisted and funny in its own way
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Aug 28 2004, 09:52 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahahaha omfg thats nasty
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Aug 29 2004, 02:27 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LOL LMFAO HES HOLDING HIS D**K
a-hem |
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Aug 29 2004, 03:35 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i cant belive this actully happened. lol
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