Poem for da girls |
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 Aug 28 2004, 02:14 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472  |
I didn't write this poem it was emailed to me its about us girls telling some stupid guys off enjoy!
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon. I can get a massage Without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, To others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, At any cost. And I don't have a problem, Admitting I'm lost. I never forget, An important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, With lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, To remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b!tch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK. I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you D!CK! |
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Aug 29 2004, 10:21 PM
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 michellee<33 Group: Member Posts: 72 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,302 |
lol omg that poem is GREAT.. thanx 4 postin it!!
 QUOTE: I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. lol hehehe..  x3 
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Aug 29 2004, 11:49 PM
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 'The Tiffi' Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,713 |
Lol....that poem was great
Thx for posting it!
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Aug 30 2004, 12:05 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
haha, the best one ive read in a while
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Aug 30 2004, 11:31 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lmao. that poem kicks ass.
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Aug 30 2004, 02:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
Oh my..That's too funny!
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