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Filipino Teacher
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post Aug 23 2004, 09:33 PM
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There was this Filipino kindergarten teacher and she was teaching her class how to do the hokey-pokey. She started off by saying, "You put your right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right feet in...."

Suddenly one of the children said, "Teacher you have to say 'foot.'"

So the teacher said, "You 'foot' your right feet in, you 'foot' your right feet out....."
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 12:25 AM
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ummmmm....i dont get it huh.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 12:33 AM
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hahaha thats funny. thats how my grandma said sang the hokey pokey :P
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 12:35 AM
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lol thats funny
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 08:53 AM
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hehehe, very funny!
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 09:26 AM
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haha happy.gif
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 03:50 AM
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dun get it but hahaha
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 03:54 AM
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ahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah... i dont get it
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 11:05 AM
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haha!! good stuff. i guess u have to knoe the flip accent to get it
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 10:55 PM
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lol...i had a filipino substitute once....she talked like that tongue.gif then agen so does my grandma rolleyes.gif
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 01:16 AM
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Guess you have to be a sterotypical son of a b1tch to get it.
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 02:28 AM
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lol ahahaahah u have to noe the accent of a fob filipino
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 10:30 AM
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Lol. There are so many Filipino jokes round here.
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 02:32 AM
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sry but i still dun get it...
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 12:20 PM
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Um...okay?
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 12:24 PM
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biggrin.gif dont get it lol
 

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