wishes - Forums - CreateBlog

Humor Forum Rules

Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.

The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:

NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
PICTURES: No nudity of any type is allowed on the boards.

NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.

Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.

Thank you.

wishes

Options

F1R3B4T View Profile View Subprofile	Aug 20 2004, 12:13 PM Post #1
Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337	ok so 3 guys are walkin thru a desert. they stumble upon a magic lamp; the genie inside sez: i will grant u each 1 wish. the first guy sez: im burning up right now so i want a fan the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his fan so he started fanning himself. the second guy sez: im burning up right now so i want a pitcher of lemonade! the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his lemonade. the third guy sez: im burning up right now so i want to be able to roll down a car window and haf a cool breeze rush thru my hair. the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got a car DOOR. so the guy had to drag it along in the burning sun. later, the 3 guys reached a cliff and cna't get past. they find another lamp. the genie inside sez: i'll grant u each 1 wish the first guy wishes for an eagle that can fly him across. the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his eagle to take him across. the second guy wishes for a hawk to fly him across. the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his hawk to take him across. the third guy looks over the cliff edge and sees its like 100 meters down if he fell so hes like: holy cow.... after waiting for a while, the 3rd guy finalyl catches up with the other 2, all scratched and bruised. they reach another cliff and find another lamp. suddenly the edge of the cliff crumbles and they are all falling. the genie grants them each a pile of watever they want to cushion their fall. the first guy screams "MONEY!" so he lands in a large pile of bills and hes safe. the second guy screams "FEATHERS!!" so he lands in a large pile of feathers without getting any scratch or bruise. the third guy is really freaked out nd hes like: "HOLY SH*T!!!"
[Up]	[Quote]