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 Aug 17 2004, 10:37 AM
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A German man is having breakfast one morning;
coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Englishman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The German ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation: English: "You German folk eat the whole bread??" German (in a bad mood): "Of course." English: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In England, we only eat what's inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Germans." The Englishman has a smirk on his face and the German listens in silence. The Englishman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" German: "Of Course." English: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds,and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the Germans." The German then asks: "Do you have sex in England?" English: "Why of course we do", the Englishman says with a big smirk. German: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" English: "We throw them away, of course." German: "We don't. InGermany, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England." LMAO...this is so funny |
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Aug 25 2004, 07:47 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo  Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
i live in singapore........ its abit different.... it goes like....
singapore president (sp) : wad do u do with the chewing gum after u finished chewing it? thai president (tp) : well we throw them away of course! sp:well we dont.. we collect them and make them into condoms and export them to thailand tp:wad do u do with the condoms when u finish using them? sp:throw them away of course! tp:well we dont! we make them into chewing gum and export them to singapore! thats y chewing gum is banned in singapore  i noe its abit lame but its by memory! hehheh.... have fun! funny joke btw
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Aug 27 2004, 05:22 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol!! I was laughing out loud on this one, and my brother thought I was crazy. Lol, good one.
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Aug 27 2004, 04:40 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao smart german
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Aug 27 2004, 08:24 PM
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WONDERWOMAN? Group: Member Posts: 335 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,636 |
haha. niiice.
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Aug 27 2004, 09:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,627 |
i knew it had something to do with the gum !
haha..thats disgusting..
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Aug 28 2004, 07:27 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
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Aug 29 2004, 10:12 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 875 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,841 |
lmao
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