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![]() The red or the blue ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,976 ![]() |
One day a boy's father said that he had to talk to him. The boy was afraid that he may have done something wrong. Then after seating the boy down the father said, "Son, today I'm going to talk to you about the Birds and the Bees." Hearing this, the boy starts crying. His father, confused by the reaction, asks him why he's crying. The boy replys, "When I was 5 you sat me down and told me there was no such thing as the Easter Bunny. When I was 6 you said there was no Santa Clause. Now if you tell me that adults don't really have sex, then I'm going to have nothing to live for."
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