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Filipino Teacher
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post Aug 23 2004, 09:33 PM
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There was this Filipino kindergarten teacher and she was teaching her class how to do the hokey-pokey. She started off by saying, "You put your right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right feet in...."

Suddenly one of the children said, "Teacher you have to say 'foot.'"

So the teacher said, "You 'foot' your right feet in, you 'foot' your right feet out....."
 

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Beyond Elite   Filipino Teacher   Aug 23 2004, 09:33 PM
tImOnE   ummmmm....i dont get it   Aug 24 2004, 12:25 AM
dani41790   hahaha thats funny. thats how my grandma said sang...   Aug 24 2004, 12:33 AM
lhuvhurts   lol thats funny   Aug 24 2004, 12:35 AM
pnai4eva   hehehe, very funny!   Aug 24 2004, 08:53 AM
rAnd0m_strang3r   haha   Aug 24 2004, 09:26 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   dun get it but hahaha   Aug 25 2004, 03:50 AM
scleex88   hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahah...   Aug 25 2004, 03:54 AM
[i]LLMATiC   haha!! good stuff. i guess u have to knoe ...   Aug 25 2004, 11:05 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   lol...i had a filipino substitute once....she talk...   Aug 27 2004, 10:55 PM
th5418   Guess you have to be a sterotypical son of a b1tch...   Aug 28 2004, 01:16 AM
Streetbawler91   lol ahahaahah u have to noe the accent of a fob fi...   Aug 28 2004, 02:28 AM
Stately Lover   Lol. There are so many Filipino jokes round here.   Aug 28 2004, 10:30 AM
F1R3B4T   sry but i still dun get it...   Aug 29 2004, 02:32 AM
xtremeliquid   Um...okay?   Aug 29 2004, 12:20 PM
Selinda   dont get it lol   Aug 29 2004, 12:24 PM


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