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 Aug 20 2004, 02:39 PM
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Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes. |
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Aug 20 2004, 03:52 PM
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lol, i like the first and second one the best. i had to read the last one over then i got it. lol nice job
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Aug 20 2004, 04:09 PM
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 ㅋㅋㅋ Group: Member Posts: 924 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,283 |
ahaha, i liked the third one...hilarious
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Aug 20 2004, 10:02 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha those are realli funni
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Aug 21 2004, 12:48 AM
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 The red or the blue Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,976 |
Haha, the third one was great.
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Aug 25 2004, 03:44 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hmmmmmm dun get it
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