THE WORST THING Options

[Chaos13]

i was so embarassed..

teacher: class, what is your opinion of voltaire's ideas towards rights and government?

joyce: what do you think of chris now?

me: (kinda out loud) I THINK HE'S A POMPOUS PRICK WHO THINKS EVERYONE WILL BEND OVER BACKWARDS JUST TO PLEASE HIM. HE NEEDS TO GET OVER HIMSELF BECAUSE A) NOBODY LIKES HIM. B) HE'S AN ASS. C) HE'S SHALLOW AS HE--

teacher: did you say something katrina?

me: who me? umm.. no, i didn't say anything.

teacher: i clearly heard the words 'pompus' and assumed you had an answer to my question.. so you think voltaire is pompous?

me: sorry, i wasn't talking about voltaire. i was talking about my ex bf

everybody just bust out laughing & ended up telling him the next period lol

lol! funny!

[Sumiaki]

I raised my hand in the first day of school when the math teacher asked "What jobs in life need math." I said "Truck drivers and Bus drivers." Then the teacher said "What?!?!" Everyone cracked up.

[JlIaTMK]

hmmm i think i said something completely out of topic.... about the phone or something.... and i was embarrased

[captured_serenit...]

worst thing i said was...can you repeat the question...gaw...the whole class laughed at me and that sucked..because the teacher asked me then why did you raise your hand if you didnt even know what i said...yoinks...that sucks...

[*corizzle20*]

i dont know

[DevilDeathDemon]

i didn't realli raise my hand, mi friend did cuz i feel asleep N i got in SOOOOOOOO much trouble, so did mi friend cuz he didn't no da question he just wanted 2 make fun of mi, which obviously happened since every1 was laughin

[sweet_maria23]

i called my bio teacher a hypocrit once...

[magnificentmike]

well in math my teacher was really mean and she liked to pick on me and i had her 1st period so i'm usually still tired and i was kinda closing my eyes because they burned and i wasn't paying attention and she called on me and i looked up at the board to see what she was doing and it was a simple equation and i took forever to answer..no one really cared though because they dont give a **** about math either ha.

[angel-roh]

hmmm let see looks back ... hmmm i...i....i................... ah o um nvm it never happened to me but my friend lisa heehee she was talking in her sleep during class...she was like saying "i know i wana have sex with you, john...you're so hot" and john is geography teacher's name T_T;;;;;; and our teacher thought she was talking bot him T_T lol everyone were just crackin up and callin' her "john's girl" when they see her and she still has no clue why they call her that.... i didnt tell her cause she will get mad at me then like why i didnt wake her up...heh so yeah-_-;;

[XGhostReconX]

my science teacher is a real female dog and she picks on me for the hell of it. lucky i actually pay attention so like two weeks before school ends she asks me to list some **** on the board and bien sick of her i asked why shes teaching physical science...and went to sleep for 15 minutes she kept threatnin me "ill have you suspended blah blah blah". i got central detention and a phone call home for that. lol

[XGhostReconX]

my science teacher is a real female dog

oh yeah i forgot about the no cursing shitt lol

[dfly112]

i wuz pissed off one day... n the teacher wuz juss pissin me off some more... so he called on me to answer a question so i sed "f*ck off c*ck sucker." 5 detentions for me... OR how about... this one time wen i wuz joking around.... my teacher called on me cuz i wuz gonna ask a question... i asked "do u think ur hot cuz i do." and everybody laffed n i got sent to principals... 1 day suspension for rudeness to teachers... it wuz a dare too btw...
<<<< TROUBLE MAKER but very polite to the ladies unless dared...

[Luster Soldier]

My science teacher was giving us loads of homework that day, and it pissed me off. So I said silently "I hate her, horrible". I think she can read lips, because she stared at me. The next day she started hating me. Oh well, still got an A

[scleex88]

it wasnt really me saying to the teacher
cuz i say a lot of mean things but this one day
what the teacher said to a student.. in bio class

[teacher] there are traces of sugar in sperm
[girl] then how come it doesnt taste sweet?
::everyone stares
[teacher] because you taste sugar with the front of your tongue
not the part thats in the back..

girl cries n runs outta the class

[illmizzkim]

You guys are silly. I don't say bad things to my teachers. That's bad.

[acidbreeze]

Probably in band class... my teacher is funny.
ALWAYS making fun of me..

[JustPeachy]

well i was in pre algebra 2 (which is so easy!!) and my teacher was saying the answer to some prob that we had as homework (someone had a problem with it so he did it on the baord) and he said somthin like "is that right?" and everyone gose yea w/e blah blah blah and he started jokin around and said "because i say so right?" and everyone gose yea w/e blah blah blah (i didn't rays my hand cuz i'm really bad about that) and i'm just like "NO! because I SAID SO!" beacuse i had done the prob for homework and gotten it right, and everyone started crackin up. he started jokin with me and all and said i should have a crown or somthin like that it was really funny but after that he would always make me demontrate and he gave me this imposible prob (really it was ) and i stood there for like 10mins staring at it and he was like "well?" and i turned around and started tap dancing lol it was great

[Counting]

When my 3rd grade teacher told me to read a segment of this one paper..
It had this one part with the year 1997..But I said, "In the year, One thousand, nine-hundred ninety seven."
Hahah. Everyone laughed at me. xD

[tsohg]

I worte gullible on the cieling an told him gullible was written on the cieling... of course he didnt believe me but when he looked up, he didnt think it was too funny

[Sumiaki]

One time I asked to go to the bathroom. Then I purposely put a long piece of toilet paper dragging from my shoe. I came back in class and pertended to not notice anything. Everyone cracked up, even the teacher. But then she got mad since she kinda knew i did it on purpose.

[sugarcubes]

umm nothing so WOrst probbably later

[truluvis4eva]

well wasn't paying attentionin history and the homework was to find like 20facts about this dude named reicardo something. and so the teacher calls on me at the end of the discussion like, do u have any other facts lisa? and i was like huh? and my frend was whispering "a fact abuot reicardo" and i was like uh... uh.. his name has a "car" in it! and everyone started laughie.

[slurp]

i fell asleep watching some boring movie on greece and my teacher woke me up and asked me whats the movie about and i said something about rome