A panda joke, I've always liked this one *shrug* |
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 Aug 20 2004, 11:31 AM
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 hi. call me linda.  Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475  |
haha, that's a cute joke
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Aug 20 2004, 11:45 AM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Hahahahhahaha that's good. The first funny joke that isn't perverted.
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Aug 21 2004, 09:54 PM
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 I Am The Future Of America Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,718 |
this "joke" is from a book.. "eats, shoots, and leaves" by lynn truss
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Aug 21 2004, 10:32 PM
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aww...how witty
*imagines ranma 1/2* |
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Aug 22 2004, 12:34 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
omg i've never heard dat b4! that is so cute
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Aug 22 2004, 07:54 PM
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 Knight of the Black Flames Group: Member Posts: 428 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,166 |
LMAO!!!
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Aug 23 2004, 02:56 AM
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I C DEAD PEOPLE Group: Member Posts: 728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 36,002 |
lol funny heheheheh
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Aug 23 2004, 08:59 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,983 |
LOL. I think the fact that a panda shoots a customer is more funny than the actual punch line.
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Aug 23 2004, 12:24 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,008 |
Lmao, great joke!
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Aug 24 2004, 09:46 AM
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haha, i've heard that joke before, funni
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Aug 24 2004, 02:48 PM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
HAHAHAHAHA I GETIT!!!
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Aug 24 2004, 04:40 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
QUOTE(xrolemodel09x @ Aug 21 2004, 9:54 PM) this "joke" is from a book.. "eats, shoots, and leaves" by lynn truss No, actually it isn't. I heard that joke years before that book was published. |
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Aug 24 2004, 04:48 PM
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 i'm lala. girly girl. Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,888 |
that's a funny joke...lols...thats too cute...puahahahahaha
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Aug 26 2004, 10:01 PM
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 It'sssssssss Sarah Group: Member Posts: 237 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,850 |
Lol, i like that joke.
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Aug 26 2004, 10:27 PM
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 NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
Haha LMAO!
I <3 pandas 
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Aug 27 2004, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE man take panda away from home>panda gets smart>panda reads dictionary>panda takes man away from home. literally. LMAO!!!! |
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Sep 24 2004, 02:20 AM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
And this kids, is the result of punctuation gone wrong.
 by the way xrolemodel09x, the book's title was based on the joke. the author didn't literally make the joke up. whoo hoo pandas
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Sep 25 2004, 05:39 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
LOL!!! haha finally a joke that isn't perverted but still hilarious.
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Sep 26 2004, 06:25 AM
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hahah that's so cute
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Oct 16 2004, 11:26 PM
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I had to read that book Eats Shoots and Leaves for school which is based on that joke lol.
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Oct 17 2004, 12:29 AM
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 playboy bunny Group: Member Posts: 130 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,016 |
hahahaha lol!
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Oct 17 2004, 02:43 AM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
lmao that's funny & cute
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Oct 22 2004, 01:10 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
QUOTE(Thradrien_Blake @ Aug 24 2004, 1:40 PM) No, actually it isn't. I heard that joke years before that book was published. Yup. The only reason the book is named that is because of that joke. It's a pretty old one, but it still makes me laugh =) |
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