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 Aug 19 2004, 04:22 PM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,910  |
One day 3 explorers were going up a mountain trail when one of them found a magical lamp. The genie came out and said "I will grant each of you one wish for an item or whatever it is that you want that you will fall on after you say it." So, the 1st man said "Gold!" and so he landed onto an ample amount of it. The 2nd wished for money and fell upon it afterwards. And the 3rd one, not realizing that there was a pack of rotton bananas in front of him, slipped on them accidentally and said "Oh sh!t!" and landed upon his gigantic proportions of sh!t.
The End Okay that was stupid, g@y, and wastful but I dont know, I kinda find it funny 
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Aug 19 2004, 07:38 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol.. thers another one long much long and i might post it later
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Aug 19 2004, 07:43 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
 . Ewwwwwwwwww.  That sucks for him.
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Aug 19 2004, 08:02 PM
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lol i heard that joke from my dad! i was crackin up so hard when i first heard it, but then again, i was what, 7? ha anyways, that was still funny
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Aug 19 2004, 08:04 PM
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I heard that before and its still funny
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Aug 19 2004, 09:01 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
As soon as I saw the title I kinda knew it's this joke. Old but pretty funny.
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Aug 19 2004, 10:02 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
eww. that's pretty gross.
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Aug 20 2004, 12:49 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol i feel sorry for that guy
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Aug 21 2004, 11:29 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
hehehe, now i feel sorry 4 them.
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Aug 21 2004, 10:38 PM
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yep. heard it before.
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Aug 22 2004, 12:49 AM
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 fragile Group: Member Posts: 1,044 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,807 |
eh i was the first to hear this but it is quite funny haha
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Aug 25 2004, 03:51 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
haha ewww
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Aug 25 2004, 03:52 AM
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 scl_illmatics Group: Member Posts: 223 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,339 |
lol, heard it
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