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 Aug 20 2004, 02:38 PM
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Tech: Internet Technical Support this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your username please?
Female Customer: Yes I want to speak to the person in charge immediately! Tech: Speaking. What can I do for you? Female Customer: I want to complain about the pornographic bookmarks your company put in my web browser! Tech: We didn't put any pornographic bookmarks in your web browser. Female Customer: Oh yes you did! I'm looking at them right now! (Tech remembers the Netscape history list and grins to himself) Tech: Where exactly are these "bookmarks" located? Female Customer: In Netscape! Tech: And where exactly in Netscape would that be? Female: In that little list that comes down when you click the little down arrow! Tech: The one right above the Net Search button? Female Customer: Yes that one! Tech: Miss, that's the Netscape history list. Netscape keeps the past ten links you typed in that box. The only way to put an address in that box is for someone to physically sit at your computer and type in a web address. Female Customer: Well I certainly didn't type in those X rated web addresses! Tech: Well somebody did. Who else has access to your computer, and uses the Internet? Female Customer: Just me and my husband! (Several seconds of silence pass) Female Customer: ........ oh ............. OOOH! ... Thank you. (She quickly hung up) |
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F1R3B4T Netscape Problem Aug 20 2004, 02:38 PM
LatinaLady ha-ha i love it. Aug 20 2004, 04:24 PM xjjajeengx OMFG hahahhaha how funny except.. i cant believe s... Aug 20 2004, 04:36 PM MasterNe0 lol. She really dumb with a computer. When she fin... Aug 20 2004, 06:58 PM tofumonzter hahaha. that's pretty funny. Aug 20 2004, 07:02 PM FireCrossedAngel LMAO that is HYSTERICAL! She must have a very ... Aug 20 2004, 08:40 PM dani41790 hahaha thats a good one Aug 20 2004, 09:52 PM pnai4eva lOl, dat wuz frikkin funny! Good joke! Aug 21 2004, 11:31 AM highly_evolved uh...not funny...it was predictable.. Aug 21 2004, 07:58 PM Mireh I didn't find it funny. . so what ? her husb... Aug 21 2004, 10:37 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg lol! is dis a tru story?? Aug 22 2004, 01:53 AM th5418 Kicked ass!!!!!!! Aug 22 2004, 02:15 AM NiKECHiQ lmao ! whoo hoo naughty husband ! Aug 22 2004, 02:34 AM Luster Soldier QUOTE(Mireh @ Aug 21 2004, 10:37 PM)I didn... Aug 22 2004, 03:05 AM Angelos lol someone is in trouble Aug 22 2004, 06:44 AM rAnd0m_strang3r haha, pretty funny Aug 24 2004, 09:57 AM me_myself_andi2003 uh oh....... hahaha..... shes dumb Aug 28 2004, 11:02 AM
xtremeliquid Haha...funny. Aug 28 2004, 03:26 PM  |
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