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 Aug 20 2004, 11:45 AM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay  Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601  |
There were three foreigners that had just arrived to America for vacation. One of the foreigners was a musician, but his english was so poor all he learned was the note "Mei mei mei mei..." The second foreigner was a cook. but all he learned was the words "knives and forks..knives and forks..." The third foreigner loved candy sooo much, all he learned was "goody goody gum drops..goody goody gum drops.."
When one night they were all heading out of their hotels, someone was killed in the hotel. The police came to interview them and asked "Do you know who killed the man?" The musician said "mei mei mei!!" Then the police said "What did you guys kill him with?" The cook said "knives and forks..knives and forks"..Then the ploice said "I'm sorry your all under arrest" The candy man said "Goody goody gum drops..goody goody drops!" HA lol!! |
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Aug 20 2004, 11:53 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol! thers a longer one but i wont post it up
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Aug 20 2004, 11:56 AM
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 Sorry doesn`t cut it babe. Group: Member Posts: 176 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,588 |
I've heard this before..but it still made me laugh..a little.
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Aug 20 2004, 11:24 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Lol. Foreign idiots. hahahaha :D I wonder if they were smiling when they told this to the cops..That'll be hilarious..like some pyscho foreign people..haha xD
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Aug 21 2004, 02:51 AM
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ha ha i like that.. lol... theres a different one too but im not gonna post that up
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Aug 21 2004, 08:03 AM
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ive heard this one b4 but a different version but it made me smile all the same...
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Aug 21 2004, 11:40 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, this joke is old, but i still like it.
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Aug 21 2004, 10:38 PM
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my little sister (who is 8, btw) told me that.
I find that oddly disturbing. 
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Aug 25 2004, 12:38 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol i heard that joke b4. still made me laugh though
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Aug 25 2004, 03:39 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
haha its alright lol
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