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 Aug 20 2004, 02:38 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337  |
Tech: Internet Technical Support this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your username please?
Female Customer: Yes I want to speak to the person in charge immediately! Tech: Speaking. What can I do for you? Female Customer: I want to complain about the pornographic bookmarks your company put in my web browser! Tech: We didn't put any pornographic bookmarks in your web browser. Female Customer: Oh yes you did! I'm looking at them right now! (Tech remembers the Netscape history list and grins to himself) Tech: Where exactly are these "bookmarks" located? Female Customer: In Netscape! Tech: And where exactly in Netscape would that be? Female: In that little list that comes down when you click the little down arrow! Tech: The one right above the Net Search button? Female Customer: Yes that one! Tech: Miss, that's the Netscape history list. Netscape keeps the past ten links you typed in that box. The only way to put an address in that box is for someone to physically sit at your computer and type in a web address. Female Customer: Well I certainly didn't type in those X rated web addresses! Tech: Well somebody did. Who else has access to your computer, and uses the Internet? Female Customer: Just me and my husband! (Several seconds of silence pass) Female Customer: ........ oh ............. OOOH! ... Thank you. (She quickly hung up) |
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Aug 20 2004, 04:24 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ha-ha i love it.
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Aug 20 2004, 04:36 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
OMFG hahahhaha how funny except.. i cant believe she is so calm about it. i would be like
  my husband  but good one. nice post 
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Aug 20 2004, 06:58 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
lol. She really dumb with a computer. When she finds out, she doesn't sound like she really mad.
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Aug 20 2004, 07:02 PM
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 [[one piece :D Group: Member Posts: 2,722 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 795 |
hahaha. that's pretty funny.
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Aug 20 2004, 08:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,910 |
LMAO that is HYSTERICAL! She must have a very horny husband
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Aug 20 2004, 09:52 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha thats a good one
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Aug 21 2004, 11:31 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lOl, dat wuz frikkin funny! Good joke!
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Aug 21 2004, 07:58 PM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
uh...not funny...it was predictable..
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Aug 21 2004, 10:37 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
I didn't find it funny.
 . so what ? her husband watches porn. Anything new?
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Aug 22 2004, 01:53 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
omg lol! is dis a tru story??
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Aug 22 2004, 02:15 AM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Kicked ass!!!!!!!
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Aug 22 2004, 02:34 AM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
lmao ! whoo hoo naughty husband !
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Aug 22 2004, 03:05 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
QUOTE(Mireh @ Aug 21 2004, 10:37 PM) I didn't find it funny. . so what ? her husband watches porn. Anything new?Same here. Don't really find it funny 
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Aug 22 2004, 06:44 AM
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 Living in Shadows..yet able to see the light Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,830 |
lol someone is in trouble
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Aug 24 2004, 09:57 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,813 |
haha, pretty funny
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Aug 28 2004, 11:02 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
uh oh....... hahaha..... shes dumb
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Aug 28 2004, 03:26 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha...funny.
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