A panda joke, I've always liked this one *shrug* |
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 Aug 14 2004, 05:12 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering  Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269  |
A panda walks into a bar. He eats some food, shoots a customer, and promptly leaves.
The next day, the same panda comes back, eats some food, shoots a customer, and leaves. After a few days of this, the shocked bartender finally asks the panda, "Why do you keep shooting my customers?!" The panda tells him to look in the dictionary. "Noun 1. panda - A large black and white animal from the bamboo forests of China and Tibet. Eats shoots and leaves." |
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Aug 14 2004, 05:14 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
hahahah!!
LMAO...good one! 
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Aug 14 2004, 05:54 PM
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 who again? Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,458 |
still funny
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Aug 14 2004, 05:58 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 124 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,822 |
haha..that's pretty funny..
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Aug 14 2004, 06:41 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
LOL the panda jus living it up being a panda lol
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Aug 14 2004, 06:44 PM
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and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
I heard this joke a loooong time ago....
It's like the only one I really know o.O |
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Aug 14 2004, 11:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
i heard it too but its ok still funni
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Aug 14 2004, 11:15 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
Thats kinda funny. only kinda.
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Aug 14 2004, 11:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
kinda funni? at least its funnier than the dancing hippo.
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Aug 15 2004, 12:54 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
lmao, see, this all leads back to stupid people
man take panda away from home>panda gets smart>panda reads dictionary>panda takes man away from home. literally. |
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Aug 15 2004, 02:23 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats a good one
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Aug 15 2004, 02:33 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(kyuubi319 @ Aug 15 2004, 12:54 AM) lmao, see, this all leads back to stupid people man take panda away from home>panda gets smart>panda reads dictionary>panda takes man away from home. literally. lol!!! lmao |
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Aug 15 2004, 02:34 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
LOL! That's an incredibly smart joke
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Aug 15 2004, 11:15 AM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Lol. Yep, very good joke.
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Aug 15 2004, 11:17 AM
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nice
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Aug 15 2004, 11:30 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
XD I like Pandas! Haha =]
 eveyy
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Aug 17 2004, 09:01 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol..that is so cute
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Aug 17 2004, 09:04 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
nice one (:
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Aug 18 2004, 12:02 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
hahaha lmao
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Aug 18 2004, 02:35 AM
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Aug 18 2004, 04:43 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 |
haha dat's pretty cute~~ hahaa
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Aug 18 2004, 11:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
animals are gradually increasing their knowledge as each day goes by lmfao
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Aug 19 2004, 11:43 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 604 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,133 |
ngyahha!
wow a panda that talks i want one in my house
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Aug 20 2004, 10:32 AM
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 wishin upon a star Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,000 |
lol nver heard that one b4...good one
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Aug 20 2004, 11:10 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmao... cute joke
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