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| *Weird addiction* |
 Aug 17 2004, 10:44 AM
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An American, a Japanese, and an african were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The african, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" "I'm getting a Fax," he explains. no offense,dont take it the wrong way PLEASE.... |
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Aug 17 2004, 11:10 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu !  Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmao
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Aug 17 2004, 01:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol... thats kinda sick, fax comin outta his ass i dun frickn wanna read that
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Aug 17 2004, 02:00 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,839 |
funny but gross
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Aug 17 2004, 08:41 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol..that's funny..yet distrubing..
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Aug 18 2004, 12:13 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LMFAO 7/20 that was good
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Aug 18 2004, 02:34 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
LMAO. fax coming outta ur poopface?! itz funny tho!
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Aug 18 2004, 12:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Heh...haha.
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Aug 18 2004, 12:52 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
LMAO! Thats funny. Ewww!
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Aug 18 2004, 11:26 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats funny
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Aug 18 2004, 11:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol he cud've jus put it somewhere else tahts not as sick... like maybe on his arm? lmfao
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Aug 19 2004, 12:13 PM
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 make me lala Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831 |
haha
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Aug 19 2004, 03:37 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, that's pretty gross but funny!
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Aug 19 2004, 09:34 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
ROFL niceeeeeeeeeee
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Aug 19 2004, 09:55 PM
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 Living in Shadows..yet able to see the light Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,830 |
lol nice one
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Aug 20 2004, 04:22 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i wasnt offended but its not funny to me.
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Aug 20 2004, 04:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
^ me neither.. i GET IT... n it really is not funny at all ..lol sorry
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Aug 20 2004, 04:38 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
 thats disgusting.and im eating a frikken peach too!  ruined my appetite.  thanks! anyways~ wouldnt they notice since its... toilet paper?
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Aug 20 2004, 04:43 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
ack i hate it wen people take jokes way too seriously...(i.e. y did it hafta come outta his butt?, how did he ___?, why didn't he jus ___?, etc.)
lol dis is cute joke. funny funny
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Aug 20 2004, 06:56 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
it is funny but nasty in a way.
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Aug 20 2004, 07:04 PM
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 [[one piece :D Group: Member Posts: 2,722 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 795 |
lol. fax from the butthole. *hand you the fax*
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