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post Aug 18 2004, 02:25 AM
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o wow, dats sick... but funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 12:08 AM
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lol ewww thats sick
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 02:09 AM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 16 2004, 6:13 PM)
eh sick but then thers a long version:
so a guy goes sunbathing, then he sees a little girl coming up to him. then he quickly uses his newspaper to cover it. the little girl comes up and asks him: "mister, wats that thing under the newspaper?" the man replies "eh its a birdie.." satisfied, the girl walks a way. relieved, the guy falls asleep.

later he wakes up in the hostpital in a lot of pain. he sees the little girl from the beach and asks her "wat happened" and the girl replies
"well i was playing with the birdie, when it spit on me and i got mad so i broke its eggs and set its nest on fire..."


lmao sick but kinda funny

i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM)
i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... mellow.gif

lmfao yea i forgot about its neck whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 08:35 PM
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LOL! Thats extremely nasty, but very funny. Me likes ^_^
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 11:42 PM
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LMAO. Holy cow!!!
 
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made me smile but its soooo gross pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 16 2004, 1:59 PM)
OMG, that's really sick! But funny...in a weird way....

agreed.... and haha... dont offend women... lol
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM)
i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... mellow.gif

The hell? wouldn't that be nastier mellow.gif ehh... and the burning the nest on fire is grosser too =P i guess my version was the ungross-iest tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:26 AM
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lol, thats funny i heard a simliar one only its a little sister and an older brother and she goes" well his toy soldier spit at me so i bit his head off"
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:46 AM
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okay that is somewhat gross
the little boy eWwWw....
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 09:54 AM
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lol.. i found it funny, a little sick, okay it was sick, but funny laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:47 PM
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eww grossssss
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 05:53 PM
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Dumb kid.
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 03:28 PM
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oh wow. hahahahahahahahaha. shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 26 2004, 07:25 PM
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HAHAHA how pervertedly gross. Lol.
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 12:42 AM
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^ hehe funny but gross
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 12:00 AM
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OMG!! The poor guy had his nuts pulled out!! THATs so nasty!! but oddly funny...
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 02:11 PM
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That's sick but funny laugh.gif

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post Aug 30 2004, 05:05 PM
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oh my lord. i feel bad for that guy. lol
 
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