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 Aug 17 2004, 02:12 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337  |
A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who
has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation." The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?" The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep." The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!" |
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Aug 17 2004, 02:13 PM
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its ok
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Aug 17 2004, 02:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
hmm allright then....
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Aug 17 2004, 03:52 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Keh, pretty funny.
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Aug 17 2004, 03:54 PM
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 042304<3 Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,231 |
its pretty funny. haha.
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Aug 17 2004, 04:28 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
I heard a different way, it was good
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Aug 17 2004, 04:39 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 |
ehh so so
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Aug 17 2004, 04:48 PM
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 who again? Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,458 |
firebreat or whatever you post a **** load dude. so your an official post whore
 anyways great joke here ya go. no dogs were hurt in the making of this picture.
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Aug 17 2004, 05:00 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
ITS SORTA FUNNY
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Aug 17 2004, 08:48 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
it's pretty funny
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Aug 18 2004, 02:12 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol cute joke!
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Aug 18 2004, 02:23 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Hm, not bad. Lol.
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Aug 18 2004, 02:36 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(Devastation @ Aug 17 2004, 4:48 PM) firebreat or whatever you post a **** load dude. so your an official post whore anyways great joke here ya go. no dogs were hurt in the making of this picture. LMFAO cute pic sry bout all the posts but noone ever posts new jokes in here its getting lame reading the smae ones over and over. thers like 1 new joke in here every week so i thot i'd speed things up giv ppl a good laff i dunno i can stop if u want. |
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Aug 18 2004, 12:46 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Okay...
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Aug 18 2004, 02:58 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Didn't get it at first but now I do. it okay but not really funny funny.
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Aug 18 2004, 11:25 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats pretty funny
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Aug 19 2004, 10:15 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
it's ok...
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Aug 20 2004, 10:29 AM
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 wishin upon a star Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,000 |
QUOTE it's ok... yea i agree...and didnt relli get it either |
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Aug 20 2004, 04:26 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
lmao. that is so cool.
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