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| *Weird addiction* |
 Aug 15 2004, 09:31 AM
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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you? Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege! Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed! He is living proof that man can live without a brain! He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change! Hi! I'm a human being! What are you? How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. I bet your mother has a loud bark! I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others? I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there. I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't. There is no vaccine against stupidity. |
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Aug 15 2004, 09:40 AM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?  Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
lol that's wrong, i gotta use some of those!
another one: -Hey are you Jamaican? ~No. -Oh, sorry I thought you were. ~It's okay, I thought you were retarded. |
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Aug 15 2004, 09:52 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
o wow those r mean!
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Aug 15 2004, 11:17 AM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
yea, those are really mean. I only use them if I need too.
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Aug 15 2004, 11:28 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
QUOTE(Just AJ @ Aug 15 2004, 4:40 AM) lol that's wrong, i gotta use some of those! another one: -Hey are you Jamaican? ~No. -Oh, sorry I thought you were. ~It's okay, I thought you were retarded. Haha that sounds familiar.. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass ^   eveyy
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Aug 15 2004, 01:26 PM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Haha...nice ones! I can definitely find a chance to use them
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Aug 15 2004, 02:06 PM
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lmao~! those are hliairous!
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Aug 17 2004, 09:03 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha. now i actually have stuff to say to STUPID people...
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Aug 17 2004, 09:05 PM
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oh wow I'm going to use that on the freshmen at school!
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Aug 17 2004, 09:05 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahahhhaa ima use some of those (:
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| *tyedyefroggy* |
Aug 17 2004, 09:15 PM
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ooo coolios! im going to use'em too LoL
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Aug 17 2004, 09:50 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 |
hahah these are hiliarious..now i can use them on ppl!!! wahahhahaa
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| *CrackedRearView* |
Aug 17 2004, 09:55 PM
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I always use this one:
Yeah, well put a stamp on that and mail it to someone who gives a damn. |
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