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 Aug 17 2004, 01:51 PM
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 Change Gon Come  Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822  |
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." haha.. hope u guyz get it |
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Aug 17 2004, 01:53 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol i get it and its funni but then it was posted b4
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Aug 17 2004, 01:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,839 |
i dont get it
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Aug 17 2004, 02:29 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
QUOTE(xzxero @ Aug 17 2004, 2:57 PM) i dont get it haha i get it... the girl's father is the pharmacist that sold the condoms to the guy. |
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Aug 17 2004, 02:48 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I think I saw this joke in a different section on this forum.
7/10 since it a funny joke but I saw it already. |
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Aug 17 2004, 03:31 PM
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 ==>Weirdo<== Group: Member Posts: 111 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,950 |
haha
 it'll be so funny if this really happens.
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Aug 17 2004, 03:32 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
haha funni, that would suc lol, I have already seen it b4 I think lol
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Aug 17 2004, 03:36 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Old as crap.
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Aug 17 2004, 03:40 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 17 2004, 4:36 PM) Old as crap.  If you don't like it, don't post anything, that's just spam. I like it, I guess it would suck if that really happened(I wonder if the father gave him the wrong advice when he knew who the boy was? )
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Aug 17 2004, 03:42 PM
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 PARTY NAKED Group: Member Posts: 485 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,032 |
haha funny stuff.. that would reallie suck if some thing like that happened
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Aug 17 2004, 03:56 PM
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 042304<3 Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,231 |
i read this before, its still funny. haha.
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Aug 17 2004, 07:50 PM
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 eww boys have Co0tiES :P Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,575 |
LMFAO!!!! hahahaah i get it...LOL
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Aug 17 2004, 08:46 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
 yeah this was posted before. good try though!
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Aug 19 2004, 12:12 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats funny but umm im pretty sure this was posted b4
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Aug 19 2004, 12:39 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yes it was posted before but then its still FUNNY *glares at ppl*
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Aug 20 2004, 10:31 AM
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 wishin upon a star Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,000 |
lol now thats funny.....
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Aug 20 2004, 12:01 PM
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 Sorry doesn`t cut it babe. Group: Member Posts: 176 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,588 |
Yeah..I've seen this before on blogring..but whatever. still funny i guess.
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