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 Aug 17 2004, 02:12 PM
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A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who
has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation." The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?" The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep." The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!" |
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F1R3B4T preacher in heaven Aug 17 2004, 02:12 PM
xzxero its ok Aug 17 2004, 02:13 PM F1R3B4T hmm allright then.... Aug 17 2004, 02:14 PM th5418 Keh, pretty funny. Aug 17 2004, 03:52 PM itskatherine XD its pretty funny. haha. Aug 17 2004, 03:54 PM acidbreeze I heard a different way, it was good Aug 17 2004, 04:28 PM xnastyninjagrlx ehh so so Aug 17 2004, 04:39 PM Devastation firebreat or whatever you post a **** load dude. s... Aug 17 2004, 04:48 PM toyo loco ITS SORTA FUNNY Aug 17 2004, 05:00 PM elmogurly it's pretty funny Aug 17 2004, 08:48 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol cute joke! Aug 18 2004, 02:12 AM tainted_angel Hm, not bad. Lol. Aug 18 2004, 02:23 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(Devastation @ Aug 17 2004, 4:48 PM)fire... Aug 18 2004, 02:36 AM xtremeliquid Okay... Aug 18 2004, 12:46 PM MasterNe0 Didn't get it at first but now I do. it okay b... Aug 18 2004, 02:58 PM dani41790 lol thats pretty funny Aug 18 2004, 11:25 PM pnai4eva it's ok... Aug 19 2004, 10:15 AM lil_l3l3allplaya QUOTEit's ok...
yea i agree...and didnt relli ... Aug 20 2004, 10:29 AM
LatinaLady lmao. that is so cool. Aug 20 2004, 04:26 PM  |
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