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bush joke, no offense intended
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:41 PM
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5 presidents are on a plane

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton.

George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Bill Clinton says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:43 PM
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ROFLMFAO laugh.gif damn datz smart
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:45 PM
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lol i kno
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:38 PM
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*applause*
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:49 PM
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lol hahahh
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:55 PM
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teehee great joke. dubya is such an idiot happy.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:00 PM
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lol...i'm laughing with joy laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:00 PM
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oh dear lol thats pretty smart tho lol
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:41 PM
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OMG, that is sooo funny!!!
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 10:38 AM
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LOL...hahaha
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 10:46 AM
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Heh, good joke.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:54 PM
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lol the only dumbass in ther are teh ppl who threw money.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:55 PM
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thats made me happy!!
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 05:34 PM
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haha funny stuff laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 06:02 PM
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LOL. Sad but very funny.
 
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haha
 
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post Sep 15 2004, 02:07 AM
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lmao thats a good one
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 09:39 AM
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lol good job clinton!
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 09:46 AM
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laugh.gif Very funny. Bill Clinton is a very smart man.
 
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wow. it would have been funnier if george bush pushed hillary clinton off of the plane. that would be hillarious.
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 03:35 PM
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This sounds like that racist joke about the 3 people on the plane
1 Korean 1 American and 1 Mexican

The plane driver says : We have too much weight.. If theres anything you don't need throw it overboard

Korean: Ooo we got a lot of rice *throws rice bags out*
Mexican: Ooo we got a lot of beans*throws beans out*
American: Throws mexican off.. We got a lot of them in our country
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 04:29 PM
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that president joke is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 08:05 PM
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ohmy.gif didn't see that coming!

its funny!! happy.gif
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 12:08 AM
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Heh...
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 08:35 AM
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lol o_O
 
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