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fathers go on vacation |
Aug 13 2004, 06:24 PM
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One day two pastors decide to go on vacation away from the church. They fly down to Florida and are out of the church clothing. They go to a nude beach. As they were talking a blonde in a thong waves and says "Hi father, hi father". Both fathers were shocked, they had never seen the girl before. Next day the same thing happens. On the third day, after the same thing happens for the 3rd time, the fathers ask her how she knows them. She simply replied with a smile, "It's me, Sister Jessica!"
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Yemmerz fathers go on vacation Aug 13 2004, 06:24 PM
MasterNe0 I get it, I think. Took me 3 times of reading to f... Aug 13 2004, 06:31 PM
x_angawhomps Lol.. naughty. Aug 13 2004, 07:03 PM
inquisitive_ .... That is real funny. Aug 13 2004, 07:07 PM
pikimoo lol..
my name is jessica Aug 13 2004, 07:16 PM
01-supergirl LOL. pretty funnyyy =] Aug 13 2004, 11:53 PM
IIO__oII huh? so.. that girl was a nun? i dont get it. =/ Aug 13 2004, 11:56 PM
F1R3B4T uhm sry i dont get it Aug 14 2004, 12:30 AM
Yemmerz I'll give you a clue: Think of what Sisters (n... Aug 14 2004, 09:58 AM
F1R3B4T sry.. cud u plz xplain? Aug 14 2004, 11:36 PM
xjjajeengx OMFG HAHAH!! funny
wont the sister get i... Aug 15 2004, 12:05 AM
F1R3B4T uhm i STILL dont get it.. cuz someone plz xplain t... Aug 15 2004, 12:07 AM
kyuubi319 ^i dont get it either. but then, there are many th... Aug 15 2004, 12:57 AM
dani41790 lol thats pretty funni Aug 15 2004, 02:25 AM
tainted_angel Your traditional nun wears the usual black and whi... Aug 15 2004, 02:28 AM
F1R3B4T i thot shes a nun whys she at a nude beach? Aug 15 2004, 02:32 AM
pnai4eva WHoa... Aug 16 2004, 01:38 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 whaaa...??? Aug 16 2004, 01:50 PM
acidbreeze ok, so they've never seen a nun in a thong.
i ... Aug 16 2004, 04:20 PM
F1R3B4T QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 16 2004, 4:20 PM)ok, so the... Aug 16 2004, 06:24 PM
th5418 Pretty dumb and pointless... Aug 16 2004, 07:24 PM
itskatherine XD took me awhile to get it, and once i did, it wasn... Aug 16 2004, 07:39 PM
xtremeliquid Heh...okay? Aug 16 2004, 08:29 PM
elmogurly hey..my name is jessica. Aug 16 2004, 10:15 PM
Yemmerz QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 16 2004, 8:24 PM)Pretty du... Aug 17 2004, 12:42 PM
th5418 Yeah, the joke was that damn bad. Aug 17 2004, 01:00 PM
Yemmerz Thank you. Aug 17 2004, 01:03 PM
F1R3B4T yea thats true its b/c i jus dont get it... Aug 17 2004, 01:40 PM
xzxero Hahaha! Aug 17 2004, 02:16 PM
rhqtpie funny Sep 13 2004, 05:43 PM
kaleidoscoped Haha, that's good. Sep 13 2004, 06:27 PM
tsohg Thats so naughty.. i like it Sep 14 2004, 06:09 PM
corizzle20 this is stupid Sep 14 2004, 06:38 PM![]() ![]() |