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 Aug 17 2004, 12:44 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
Men Are Like....
Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. No offense guys! 
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Aug 17 2004, 11:15 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
LMAO... so true
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Aug 17 2004, 11:49 AM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
QUOTE Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. That one was just wicked 
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Aug 17 2004, 12:41 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
What kind of men have you been dating?
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Aug 17 2004, 01:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 17 2004, 12:41 PM) What kind of men have you been dating? lmfao!! haha!
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Aug 17 2004, 02:01 PM
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ha funyy
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Aug 17 2004, 04:33 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
nice..
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Aug 17 2004, 05:24 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
niceee ; i like that its cool
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Aug 17 2004, 08:56 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
heard this somewhere:
men are like chocolate..they go directly to your theighs.. |
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Aug 19 2004, 10:04 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
I had that in mah xanga b4. It wuz funny.
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Aug 20 2004, 12:51 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats funny but kinda mean
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Aug 20 2004, 01:25 AM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
QUOTE Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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Aug 20 2004, 08:46 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,910 |
Gosh that is sooooo funny! Lol, true too ^ ^
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