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post Feb 29 2004, 12:03 AM
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why is it so loud?
damn, i'm at this girl's house with a bunch of friends and i need to go pee, and when i come out they're all giggling wink.gif
 
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post Feb 29 2004, 03:58 AM
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laugh.gif I know what you mean, and its hard to pee in the shallow part without splashing too much, plus it doesnt really make it that much quieter.
 
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post Feb 29 2004, 08:57 AM
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i know this is hard, but try peeing on the outer walls, just above the water level. this reduces the sound it makes wen it hits the water. haha. OR, u can turn on the faucet while u pee, so they dont heaere anything.
 
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post Feb 29 2004, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(mer @ Feb 29 2004, 8:57 AM)
i know this is hard, but try peeing on the outer walls, just above the water level. this reduces the sound it makes wen it hits the water.

haha i've tried, then it sounds like a girl's pee wink.gif
 
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post Feb 29 2004, 11:03 AM
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Who cares?
Tip: Turn on that fan when you pee. This girl in my bus said that it works.
Try it, see if it works.

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post Feb 29 2004, 12:31 PM
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is talking about piss a "manly" thing?
 
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post Feb 29 2004, 12:36 PM
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Oh what I hate the most is going to a Urinal in the restroom u kno d one u get to piss standing up...

ANd its like ur piss splashes back at you... I dunno if its that im peeing to hard or something or too close to it... but umm I dont intend in peeing farther to let the dude next to me see my scholong.
 
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QUOTE(justsomeboi @ Feb 29 2004, 12:36 PM)
Oh what I hate the most is going to a Urinal in the restroom u kno d one u get to piss standing up...

ANd its like ur piss splashes back at you... I dunno if its that im peeing to hard or something or too close to it... but umm I dont intend in peeing farther to let the dude next to me see my scholong.

ROFL! You're Pissing too hard man!
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post Feb 29 2004, 09:15 PM
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ohmy.gif SO THIS IS WHAT GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT IN HERE! LoL jk hahas Guys pee loud? Dunno. Isn't it really quiet when guys pee in the urinals? SOme guy told me that once.. O_o"
 
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post Feb 29 2004, 09:17 PM
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HAHAHAHA LMAO
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ANd its like ur piss splashes back at you... I dunno if its that im peeing to hard or something or too close to it... but umm I dont intend in peeing farther to let the dude next to me see my scholong.


hmm... my oppa Joe said that happens to guys alot. he also said that gurls can pee standing up blink.gif if they put one leg on each side of the toilet and piss... _dry.gif i dont noe where he gets these things...
 
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post Feb 29 2004, 11:47 PM
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LOL what a funny topic ... you guys can make the water level of the toilet higher if you wannit to be nice and quiet HAHA
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 08:29 PM
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LMAO! HOLY CRAP, I CAN'T BREATHE....I'M LAUGHIN 2 HARD...!

u guyz should seriously read ovr wat u've written...*continues laughin*
 
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post Mar 3 2004, 09:48 PM
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interesting...pee, from a different perspective. its now a thing to hide, to make silent...i smell miracle products tongue.gif
 
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post Mar 5 2004, 03:11 AM
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Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.
 
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post Mar 5 2004, 07:28 PM
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Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

lol!!!

i think you should start yelling so that they can't hear it _smile.gif
 
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post Mar 10 2004, 05:46 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA lols...thats funny...lols... my bf had to use my bathroom... and u kno wut he does?? HAHAHAAHA he turns on da SINK! NOW THATS WUT I CALL FUNNY!! HAHAHAHA
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post Mar 13 2004, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE(krnxswat @ Feb 29 2004, 12:03 AM)
why is it so loud?
damn, i'm at this girl's house with a bunch of friends and i need to go pee, and when i come out they're all giggling wink.gif

perhaps u hav ur fly open :-p jk!

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
 
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post Mar 13 2004, 12:58 AM
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sing while your are going pee happy.gif
 
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post Mar 13 2004, 02:15 AM
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This happened to me before ..

I was in the boys bathroom, and I went pee .. then my friend pushed me in the back and my head smashed into the wall .. and my pee went squirting all over me! I went outside, and these grls saw me and started cracking up .. X_X
 
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post Mar 14 2004, 04:51 PM
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don't you just hate it when the pee bounces back towards you from the urinal?
 
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post Mar 14 2004, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE(pdpHOVA @ Mar 14 2004, 4:51 PM)
don't you just hate it when the pee bounces back towards you from the urinal?

LOL! i think ur peeing 2 hard...
 
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post Mar 14 2004, 10:30 PM
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if u guys think we pee loud, wat bout da gurlz?????
 
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post Mar 15 2004, 11:38 PM
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lol for girls itd b quiter since they piss sitting down
 
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post Mar 16 2004, 06:46 PM
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who cares, just piss out loud
dont really matta
or miss the toilet on purpose and pee on the wall, that always works.. and make sure u clean it back up afterwards biggrin.gif
eh.. if its a public bathroom just leave, lol
 
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post Mar 16 2004, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(yaamakoh @ Mar 16 2004, 6:46 PM)
who cares, just piss out loud
dont really matta
or miss the toilet on purpose and pee on the wall, that always works.. and make sure u clean it back up afterwards biggrin.gif
eh.. if its a public bathroom just leave, lol

lol, ur mean!

POL= piss out loud...haha, instead of laugh out loud. hehe, sry
 
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