Odd questiOns that shOuld make ya think, ...mrehe Options

[BeyondElite]

Wow. That is so long. I don't even know where to start.

[dani41790]

dayum das alot haha i onli read like the first 5 but yea those questions make u think

[cutielilsuga]

DANG!!!!
Thats a lot of questions man
imagine if my future kids where asking me questions like that i think i would go crazy

[Alpha240]

Those are funny, but I didn't read the whole thing...too long.

ditto

[angel-roh]

i see a lot of questions there but seems like u repeated some... and the unsolved mystery part...damn odd question haha makes me go like this right now

[o0_BLuez_0o]

my brain hurts from reading that

[iced__cappucino]

whats the opposite of opposite? haha im reading..still..its been like half an hour and im halfway through!

[jr0h]

wow you have a lot of concerns there..well since im bored..im gona answer all of them even though no one will bother to read. at least its entertaining for me.

Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone? just in case they do offend someone
Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy? i guess it doesnt matter where it goes
They have a show called "Unsolved Mysteries." What other kind of mysteries are there? im not into mysteries, so i dont know
Do they make coffins wider for dead fat people or is it a 1 size fits all kind of thing? thats a good question. i think they come in different sizes. cuz if there was a dead fat person, how would they fit them in one regular size one? no offense..lol
Does Jell-o EVER go bad? There usually isn’t an expiration date on it? jello should have an expiration date on it cuz i mean its JELLO! u can easily tell something will happen to it after a few months. wait it depends if its the powdered one (the one where u make urself). the regular kind im sure has an expiration date. its gelatin..
When the person who writes the obituaries dies, who writes their obituary? i dont even know what that is...lol
Why do old men have hair in their ears? they're getting old. i dont think all of them do.
Why are buttons on guys' shirts on a different side than girls' shirts? just to tell if its a guy or girl's shirt cause there ARE some shirts that looks like a guys or girls shirt.
If bunnies don't lay eggs why is it on Easter that we hide eggs from the Easter Bunny? i never even knew we hide it from the easter bunny. i thought it was just some kind of game thats fun for people.
Why are things typed up but written down? i dont get it
How come u can kill a deer and put it on your wall but its a illegal to keep them as a pet? that's true. killing one and putting it in ur wall should be illegal. having a deer pet should be legal.
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? it doesnt sound the same thing but i guess its just that way.
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? just for a public reason im sure. not all books are like that either.
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? wow, i don't know. this question is so scientific.
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? another scientific one..i guess im just dumb.
What does OK actually mean? yes, aite, i get it now stop talking, i'm here, keep on going, (ok i could go on forever)
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? hm..i don't know..
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down? i have no idea why someone invented that word "blue" meaning that we're depressed; i dont think they change colors when they're moody, maybe only when they're angry they turn red.
Why do donuts have holes? just for fun and to make it unique.
Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on the calculator go the other? if it wasnt, it probably would be confusing.
Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? no clue..
Is light still faster than sound when it's going through your TV, and if so, when you get a live broadcast from China or something shouldn't all the sounds come after the actions? im dumb..lol
Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different? no they taste the same
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days? whoa, good question! well actually i dont think its possible that someone borned at the exact 12midnite. i think there is a second matter. so it might be at 12am or pm but really its somewhere around 12:00:01 <<seconds. but thats not yur question so i dont know how to answer ur real question. maybe its the parent's decision.
If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? depends how hard the other place is.
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? uphill, cause its a high place and downhill cause going down has more speed and something dangerous might happen like falling down or something.
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill? your legs help along with the muscles that have strength to give pressure
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? that is so true..well maybe byebye just sounds better
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille? hm no idea
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? maybe they dont cuff them or maybe they have a special cuff invented for one armed people
Why is the abbreviation for pound lb. when l or b isn't in the word pound? i always wondered that too, but never figured out so sorry.
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering? angel has the right to do that, if that person who got the call from an angel deserves it.
Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? whoa..hmm...i really don't know but i wana know.
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? haha no i don't think so.
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government? too much big words..dont know..too lazy to try to understand it.
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? i dont know wat that word means. i really AM dumb.
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? i think getting the world off our chests is just a saying for people.
Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place? well if you read the bible, God gave them different styles of speaking/languages because in a story that happened long time ago when everyone had the same language, they were building a tall tall and i mean really tall building to reach heaven cuz they wana know if it was real and so God stopped them by giving them different styles of speaking so they would stop that by having difficulties communicating. so those builders gave up. yeah its true.
Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running foward? they mean back as in the meaning, "i'm going to back to that" something like that. they dont mean it as in im gona go back as in backwards.
If you tell someone they are being judgmental arnt you being judgmental yourself? no ,,it actualy depends cause maybe that person was really judging. so someone needed to point that out.
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? its another meaning for bottom.
How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white? i dont know that.
Why do British people never sound British when they sing? singing is just different than speaking.
Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? they give u guidance? and they are counselors?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heel? I think they mean as in we go in loops. so if u can imagine yourself having ur head trying to touch your heel and you end up being in loops. Looping for love is like an expression.
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? dont know
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? i didn't even know that phobia of long words was that long. thats so weird. i dont know the answer..
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell? maybe not being able to smell is just really uncommon so they dont need a word for it.
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles? wat glass bottles? i dont get it.
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? just to show off. lol jk. i don't know just to use his abilities.
Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? the tv has buttons? maybe thas why.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? -some number degree..oh wait i see what ur trying to ask. hm then i dont know? maybe -20 degrees? i dont know..
How did the headless horseman know where he was going? they just know cuz they have a special ability in their brain that can do that.
Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? escalator doesnt say that it goes up or down so they go both up and down.
Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? you dont use ur feet but you do use your feet to run and get a touchdown and you kick wid ur feet to kick the ball over that..thing..lol.
How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually? thats how debbie wanted it.
Do cows drink milk? no
Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name? yeah
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? no just a measured out land.
Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? nothing
What is a male ladybug called? i dont think there is a male ladybug.
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks? now thats just weird.
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? cuz when u set the alarm clock it goes OFF as in ur alarm wont be set anymore.
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation? wat the heck is a teflon suit.
How fast do hotcakes sell? i dont know wat hotcakes are.
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? no..dont think so?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? just to tell the difference.
Does the President have to pay taxes? hm i wonder..i think they do
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on christmas lights? maybe they're just afraid people might use it for other dangerous causes.
If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair? cuz that doesnt really count as reflection. well it does but he cant see it.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? maybe they call in for help. or drop some of the worker in the ambulance off to watch the person who just got run over.
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? maybe it taste like both.
If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? the person who wrote that song has no life. jk.
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? they should really change that. i know some stores that have the pharmacy in the front though.
Isn't it kinda ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag? no
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E. 5 is enough.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? the heat from the light might affect the frozen foods.
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ? yeah because you practice cause you might mess up for the real one, so practice is for messups and redoing them.
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? yeah i think so. i dont have a dictionary, so..yeah i cant look it up now.
What do you call a female daddy long legs? i dont think there is a female one.
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? dont know
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? LOL!!!!! dude its so true. i do that sometimes wid my eyeliner. i dont put on mascara. i think its just an expression cuz we're afraid we mite poke our eye or something so we're just gettin prepared for the pain.
If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up? no probably not.


ok now im getting tired.