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The Irish Love their Beer
*Weird addiction*
post Aug 15 2004, 09:59 AM
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A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

haha....
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 10:01 AM
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haha poor fly
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 11:19 AM
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wow. Irish people can charist their liquor.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:14 PM
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lmao. reminds me of that coffee commerical... i dunno wat the coffee is i jus remember the commercial lmao
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 03:59 PM
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puahaha i have a similar experiece, but it was on Cheesecake hahaha
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 09:01 PM
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hahaha how sad..
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 09:09 PM
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haha, poor fly.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 09:35 PM
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lmao haha thats funni
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 11:16 PM
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lmao haha
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 11:56 PM
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englishmen are sophisticated lmfao
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 12:20 AM
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hahaha, reminds me of my husband colin farrell laugh.gif lol!
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 12:36 AM
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LOL laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:35 AM
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haha. lol..drunk flies these days.
 

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