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fathers go on vacation
Yemmerz
post Aug 13 2004, 06:24 PM
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One day two pastors decide to go on vacation away from the church. They fly down to Florida and are out of the church clothing. They go to a nude beach. As they were talking a blonde in a thong waves and says "Hi father, hi father". Both fathers were shocked, they had never seen the girl before. Next day the same thing happens. On the third day, after the same thing happens for the 3rd time, the fathers ask her how she knows them. She simply replied with a smile, "It's me, Sister Jessica!"
 

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Yemmerz   fathers go on vacation   Aug 13 2004, 06:24 PM
MasterNe0   I get it, I think. Took me 3 times of reading to f...   Aug 13 2004, 06:31 PM
x_angawhomps   Lol.. naughty.   Aug 13 2004, 07:03 PM
inquisitive_   .... That is real funny.   Aug 13 2004, 07:07 PM
pikimoo   lol.. my name is jessica   Aug 13 2004, 07:16 PM
01-supergirl   LOL. pretty funnyyy =]   Aug 13 2004, 11:53 PM
IIO__oII   huh? so.. that girl was a nun? i dont get it. =/   Aug 13 2004, 11:56 PM
F1R3B4T   uhm sry i dont get it   Aug 14 2004, 12:30 AM
Yemmerz   I'll give you a clue: Think of what Sisters (n...   Aug 14 2004, 09:58 AM
F1R3B4T   sry.. cud u plz xplain?   Aug 14 2004, 11:36 PM
xjjajeengx   OMFG HAHAH!! funny wont the sister get i...   Aug 15 2004, 12:05 AM
F1R3B4T   uhm i STILL dont get it.. cuz someone plz xplain t...   Aug 15 2004, 12:07 AM
kyuubi319   ^i dont get it either. but then, there are many th...   Aug 15 2004, 12:57 AM
dani41790   lol thats pretty funni   Aug 15 2004, 02:25 AM
tainted_angel   Your traditional nun wears the usual black and whi...   Aug 15 2004, 02:28 AM
F1R3B4T   i thot shes a nun whys she at a nude beach?   Aug 15 2004, 02:32 AM
pnai4eva   WHoa...   Aug 16 2004, 01:38 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   whaaa...???   Aug 16 2004, 01:50 PM
acidbreeze   ok, so they've never seen a nun in a thong. i ...   Aug 16 2004, 04:20 PM
F1R3B4T   QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 16 2004, 4:20 PM)ok, so the...   Aug 16 2004, 06:24 PM
th5418   Pretty dumb and pointless...   Aug 16 2004, 07:24 PM
itskatherine XD   took me awhile to get it, and once i did, it wasn...   Aug 16 2004, 07:39 PM
xtremeliquid   Heh...okay?   Aug 16 2004, 08:29 PM
elmogurly   hey..my name is jessica.   Aug 16 2004, 10:15 PM
Yemmerz   QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 16 2004, 8:24 PM)Pretty du...   Aug 17 2004, 12:42 PM
th5418   Yeah, the joke was that damn bad.   Aug 17 2004, 01:00 PM
Yemmerz   Thank you.   Aug 17 2004, 01:03 PM
F1R3B4T   yea thats true its b/c i jus dont get it...   Aug 17 2004, 01:40 PM
xzxero   Hahaha!   Aug 17 2004, 02:16 PM
rhqtpie   funny   Sep 13 2004, 05:43 PM
kaleidoscoped   Haha, that's good.   Sep 13 2004, 06:27 PM
tsohg   Thats so naughty.. i like it   Sep 14 2004, 06:09 PM
corizzle20   this is stupid   Sep 14 2004, 06:38 PM


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