Favorite Hip-Hop Lines Options

[EL MiDGET0]

Why they gotta open your package and read your mail
Why they stop lettin' niggaz get degreez in jail
Why you gotta do eighty-five percent of your time
And why do "niggaz" lie in eighty-five percent of they rhymes

Jadakiss ; Why

[WTFwasIthinking]

YOU GET A 'LIL TASTE OF ME (THE DOPEST PUNCHLINE SPITTER - TRUST ME, I AIN'T EXAGGERATIN')

On the mic~ya~chumps, got ya'll~on~the~run / 'N jus' like~the~pumps, ya'll got balls~on~ya~tongues"

maybe somethin' like:

Get'cha spittin'~up~a~degree / Cuz next Christmas you'll be giftless cuz you won't be present if you sittin'~unda~a~tree

WATCH FOR AND... that right there is nothing... I got hundreds and hundreds of RIDICULOUS punchlines... got props from Record Execs and hundreds and hundreds of people....

AND I'M KOREAN... watch for me

some of my other favorites:

EMINEM:
"Ya ass forgot, so in case you don't remember me / I'll run ya brain around the block ta jog ya f**kin' memory"

"You couldn't flip **** playin' in toilets with a spatula"

"You flowers got no clout with a thing / You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang / I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's / Dethrone MC's and I'ma max alone / Relax your dome like a solo from a saxophone / So facts are known, writers get treated with shocks / I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks / I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers / You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers / But you can bring yours let's see what you got / But don't front and never try to be what you're not / Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back / And fudge Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack"

"Beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally / Take you on Jerry Springer 'n beat'cha ass legally"

TOO MANY FROM EM...


COPYWRITE (THE SICKEST PUNCHLINE SPITTER ASIDE FROM ME)

"Holler bitch lane merging / I'm like a med. school scholarship, for free I'll change a lame virgin to a brain surgeon"
Copywrite in Jeah

"Any crew you with is full of **** till the bullets hit when the oozie spit
I write more lines than the late John Belushi sniffed
Screw who you get, try your luck
But I'm not in the mile high club so I don't give a flying fudge
Puffing herb in this three inch Dutch
Laying it down for the streets like construction workers with cement trucks
Haters scanning on radars planning to raid our land and
Evade all hands with the A. R. cannon'll spray, I'm scamming
Like, fudge you think you doing to me?
Ruining me? Junior you were humoring me
Crying how I repeat too many lines in rhymes
That only means that you peep too many rhymes of mine
And the lines are mine so eat a doink; I ain't at your nine to five
Telling you how to super size the fries
So here's three words, eat **** and die
Keep spitting lies, I'ma keep getting high
Doing shows, screwing hoes on their back
Shoot a load like I squeezed rounds at the Laundromat
Obnoxious hot **** even during sound check we rock ****
Y'all couldn't open up for us if y'all were locksmiths
And I dare y'all say battling's dead
That's what the last cat that I massacred said
So I keep a glock close, quick to pull it when a cop's close
That's foolish, that's like wasting bullets on a cockroach"
Copywrite's ENTIRE SECOND VERSE IN JEAH is ridiculous!!!



"Models and dimes, ugly hoes follow inside
Proud of my doink and mad chicks swallow my pride
Getting head jobs from strippers
Twisted off the eggnog and liquor, a big dog like Clifford
Melt gimmicks every time I spit
With rhymes like crowds in health clinics cause every line is sick
I squeeze clips at each clique
To see how they deal with heat when I put them under arms like speed stick
Please bitch, with metal to your frame
I rep the C. O. nonstop, it's the first two letters of my name
Competitors are slain by this intelligent gunner
Quick to pop the trunk like an elephant hunter
And you might be upset, your dad and I got something in common
Your mom kissing both our babies right before bed"
1st Verse of Won't Stop

Extinguish the hottest emcee's match
When I cuff the mic at twelve decibels I still get positive feedback\

Before I rock the booth I need lots of loot
Got it coming together like Siamese prostitutes
4 MORE SICK BARS in Won't Stop (HE'S CRAZY!)

"I drop madness, give whore's jaw practice
Want advice? send your demo to Bob Saggit
He'll laugh at it, the audience will vote for it
HELL you might even win the fifty grand, go for it"
Copywrite in Badabing

"I gotta long barrel that's all narrow / Plus I shine behind bars like Jamal Barrow"
DAMN!!!!

YA'LL GET THE POINT... THIS KID'S SICK!!!


MC JUICE:
"Make you sorry that you met this / You couldn't reach the top in a bad game of Tetris!" LMAO... in the battle against Supernatural


THAT'S IT FOR NOW... I'LL DROP MORE LATER

[Smoke360]

Aye, Pen.. You got some skill.. and those MCs you quoted ARE sick with it.. Juice ripped that ish too..

But some more from Smoke..

Guillotine text, illness is detected like off a fiend's breath
I'm like Capitol Punishment, my sentences mean death

My lyrics are hot, bitin' my bars would cook ya throat
You takin' back your words, like repossessin a book you wrote

Smoke is the worst, when it comes to quotin' a curse
I'd have to use a bloodhound to find the dope in ya verse

You hate me, I've been feelin' stares lately
You'll glance at me, but say you're 'just passin' like straight Ds

Multi-Syllabic?

I beat-up-mics at the speed-of-light, emcees-are-like "Jesus-Christ, Kid got skills, y'all couldn't be-that-tight, he's earned his adidas-stripes"

I'mma post soon with a verse from the man Diabolic.. Murderous..

[WTFwasIthinking]

you ain't bad yourself.... keep the **** up....

watch for me... I'ma be signed within 2 years... workin' on a mixtape at the moment... muh alias is And

COPYWRITE:
"Use my doink as a sun dial so my time has come!"
LMAO

"I shoot a pop star if he don't gimme everything out the wallet / drop bars like a recovering alcoholic!"
CRAZINESS

there's another one

[xquizit]

Get'cha spittin'~up~a~degree / Cuz next Christmas you'll be giftless cuz you won't be present if you sittin'~unda~a~tree

HOT

Guillotine text, illness is detected like off a fiend's breath
I'm like Capitol Punishment, my sentences mean death

HOT

I beat-up-mics at the speed-of-light, emcees-are-like "Jesus-Christ, Kid got skills, y'all couldn't be-that-tight, he's earned his adidas-stripes"

HOT

[WTFwasIthinking]

On the mic~ya~chumps, got ya'll~on~the~run / 'N jus' like~the~pumps, ya'll got balls~on~ya~tongues"

did'chu get that? LMAO... that ****'s sick

f'real f'real

the Pumps sneakers had balls on the tongues.... LMAO

as I said, I'm gon' be the dopest punch spitter in the game... watch for And

I got SOOOO many lines that got people sayin' "HOLY ****!!!"

[xquizit]

On the mic~ya~chumps, got ya'll~on~the~run / 'N jus' like~the~pumps, ya'll got balls~on~ya~tongues"

did'chu get that? LMAO... that ****'s sick

Yeah I got that. HOT.

[Devastation]

you ain't bad yourself.... keep the **** up....

watch for me... I'ma be signed within 2 years... workin' on a mixtape at the moment... muh alias is And

COPYWRITE:
"Use my doink as a sun dial so my time has come!"
LMAO

"I shoot a pop star if he don't gimme everything out the wallet / drop bars like a recovering alcoholic!"
CRAZINESS

there's another one

alot of thiings kanye west and tupac say i love.

[WTFwasIthinking]

CROOKED I:
"If you were homophobic you'd be scared of yourself"

"Kamikaze's regulate / I'll strap bombs inside a trench coat and hug you 'til it detonates"
DAMN!

ME:
"... 'n at parties you get buttaflies when a ton~of~guys~show / So just come out the closet like undasized~clothes"
DON'T BITE ****... I KNOW I'M DOPE BUT SERIOUSLY.........

Eminem:
"My split personality's havin' a identity crisis!"
LMAO

Ras Kass:
"Two wrongs don't make a right be three rights make a left"
DAMN, that's deep as f**k!

COPYWRITE:
"Piercing me in the eyes is like staring at the sun for a minute or 3
You'll close your eyes blink and still see an image of me"
THAT'S SICK AS HELL

"I'll eat you twice, invite you back for thirds to lose
Try again and get ate 4 times like 32"
DAYUMMM!!!

"For God so loved the world, he gave his only begotten male
I fell from heaven, bypassed earth and stopped at hell
Your plots will fail to stop the Lord
That's harder to pull off than censors on clothes at department stores
You prove your nicer than me, I'll give my soul to you
Allow your strength to increase, then take control of you
You battle me and win.. Christ pulled a cruel joke on you

MORE COPYWRITE:
"You're drenched in fear when the veterans near
Never dropped science in your life, except in your freshman year"

"Lame teams brains are fried
when I come off the top, like I chose to commit suicide, then changed my mind"
OH LORD THIS GUYS SICK!

"You don't want it Holmes.
If you a 'G' you as silent as the one in front of Gnome"

"I aim perfect for opponent's heads
Still in charge like a cordless phone is dead"

"Hope you're ready bastards, my prose already classic
And like laffy taffy I got a joke on every rapper"


NOBODY BUT AND (ME) CAN TOUCH COPYWRITE'S PUNCHES... SO RIDICULOUS....

LUDICRIS
as Ludacris as it may sound, Luda has a quotable
"I got more **** out on the streets than evicted tennants"
dass dope without a doubt

[Just AJ]

"My coil hands around this microphone lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of people"
Eminem-Infinite

"He's straight outta a neighborhood where niggaz hate
To see you blow and eat your dinner off a bigger plate"
Lloyd Banks-Warrior Part 2

v*Kinda nasty*v
"Invite her in send her back out
With my DNA all in her mouth"
Nate Dogg


"Before Lloyd Banks tail pop on sale
I feed a nigga a shell like Taco Bell"
Lloyd Banks-If you so Fly

"And them ni**az in New York know the man is a monster
And I ain't from Atlanta but I A-Town stomp ya muh'fcuker"
Same as above


All for now, I'm too busy to think of some myself.

[WTFwasIthinking]

EMINEM
"*yawns* Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
it takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career
and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!"
THAT'S AS SICK AS SOMEONE CAN SPIT

JIN
"Ain't a damn thing stock, you see the difference is
I'm a Pioneer just like your system is"
I thought that was aight...

[hybrid]

I said a hiphop a hippity hop hop?

[*CrackedRearView*]

I personally like the lyrics to Nas's song One Mic:

Only if I had one gun, one girl and one crib...
One God to show me how to do things his son did...

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All I need is one life, one try, I'm one man, what I stand for speaks for itself. They don't understand orr wanna see me on top, too egotistical...

I also like Crossroads by Bone Thugs N' Harmony:

Head south let's all bring it in for Wally, Eazy sees uncle Charlie
Little Boo, God's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody...

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See you at the crossroads so you won't be lonely...

A song for anyone that's ever lost a loved one.

[WTFwasIthinking]

VAKILL
"...tattooed F-U-N on my d*ck for 'F**k U n**gas' while I poke fun at your b*tches"
that's ingenious!!! LMAO

"C-section cus' he's a cut above you pussies"
MORE VAKILL

"My definition of on point affects hemophiliacs and virgins all in the same manner, one prick and it's all over"
MORE VAKILL - more ingenious ****

[inthemudhole]

I said a hiphop a hippity hop hop?

Lmfao, K1m.
XD
I don't like hip hop, so yeah, that'd probably be my favorite, too.

[imadorkabledxd]

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place
But youre so beautiful to me.
blink 182 - going away to college

[Doctor Soul]

Lil' John:
"Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!"

[WTFwasIthinking]

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place
But youre so beautiful to me.
blink 182 - going away to college

we're talkin' 'bout rap music

[NiKECHiQ]

Lil' John:
"Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!"

hahahha i love sayin that ! "skeet skeet skeet skeet !"

[diezelbabygrl_xo...]

"See only official b*tch is wifey of a rich n*gga
A smart b*tch, f*ck with no trick n*ggas
Them grimy b*tches f*ck with stick n*ggas
And a dumb b*tch just f*ck you for your d*ck, n*gga!"

~Amil, Get Down

[WTFwasIthinking]

ROYCE DA 5'9
"I am not a backpacker, I am a gat-packer / I ain't that good, all of the rest jus' rap wacker!"
DAYUMMM... I love that line...

MORE ROYCE:
My flow is hotter than the flash from the click
When the hammer slaps the bullet on the ass from the clip
You wind up in a room full of my dawgs
I'll have you feeling like a fire hydrant in a room full of dogs
So come, come now, get pissed on, shitted on
Tough talk turns to, "Can't we all just get along"
You get blazed when the mic's off, shot when it's on
You probably ducked when they laid the gun shot in your song
My gun strrr-utters when it speaks to you
Utter **** to repeat to you
Nothing to clip, then give a speech to you

MORE ROYCE:
I'm a motherf**king star, I don't battle no mo'
I provide the the gun clapping around of applause after ya show

MORE ROYCE:
He don't give a fudge if you like him or not
He's a major problem) I will slap yo' ass in church
And apologize to Jesus later, punk!

MORE ROYCE:
I will knock his ass OUT
And if I can't beat him I will grab my heater and POP his ass OUT!
LMAO...

I don't even think they're that hot of punchlines but I just love those lines.... Royce is dope as hell though

MORE ROYCE:
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse

MORE ROYCE:
The disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm it

EMINEM:
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

I think that's the only time I've ever heard Em outshined clearly on a track... he's usually the one doin' the outshining... damn Royce murdered that song

Eminem:
" I'll strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows,
That dont even make sense like dykes using dildos"

MORE EMINEM:
"I'm more toward droppin' a acapapella ta chop a fella ta mozarella worse than a helicopta propella"

LLOYD BANKS:
"Ill Have You Holding Your Chest Like You Singing The National Anthem"

MORE BANKS:
"the only clip on ya hip is to ya cell phone"

MORE:
I like 'em slim in the waste, curves in the right place
A bitch wit hips, lips, and a nice face
Your appetite'll put a dent up in a ***** salary
You need to stop burnin that weed, and burn a calorie
Your attitude is like you always have gear
You got a pony tail, you ain't always have hair
I just wanna see your Capri's comin' down
Mami we run the town, stay away if you 300 pounds
I LOVE THAT ****... SHISS SO HILARIOUS...

MORE BANKS:
"Keep givin that same stare/I'll pull the tray out like the back of a airplane chair"
ONE OF MY FAVORITE'S FROM BANKS... HE NEEDS TO DROP MORE PUNCHES LIKE THAT....

"I seen her in the mall shoppin/Now I'm contemplatin bout stoppin/Cause she can get me off like Cochran"
damn...

"As long as im here im gunna grab checks
and make my cash stretch longer the giraffe necks'"
DAMN!

COPYWRITE:
"Comin at you(Achuw), like i sneezed through my doink"

CHINO XL:
"I'm positive you don't wanna test...I leave n*ggas confused like homeless cats on house arrest."

BIG L:
f**kin punk, you ain't a Leader, what? Nobody Follow-ed you
You was never ****, your mother shoulda swallowed you

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

"u straight up trippin boo" from bringing down the house....lol

iono if thats hip hop but its in a movie T_T

[Smoke360]

All that ish was sickenin..

more from the kid named Smoke..

You're a breeze to pop, weak fags is easy dropped
I took one step, and Kanye shouted, "Jesus Walks"

Smoke battles nasty
My heart is so f-ckin' dark, my shadows cast me

Smoke's a f**kin' King, I was crowned at birth
I'm so realistic, my lyrics made God down to Earth
A hound thats cursed, spawned from Devilish semen
If I'm raisin' hell, I'm just tryna level wit' demons

And now..

For the man named Diabolic

"Yo Diabolic.. Rip this motherf-cker's head OFF!

Go ahead and grip glocks, I'll snap your trigger finger in six spots
You'll have to lip lock, with hypodermic needles to lick shots
I'll watch you topple flat, put away your rings and holla back
Can't freestyle, you're screwed off the top like bottle caps
Beneath the surface.. I'm overheatin' your receiving circuits
By unleashing deeper verses than priests speak in churches
What you preach is worthless.. Your worship defeat the purpose
Like President Bush taking bullets for the Secret Service
Beyond what ya'll fathom, I **** on cats and jaw tap ‘em
Show no compassion like having a straight faced orgasm
Tour jack ‘em, have his half a ten bitch suck my friend's doink
In the mean time.. you can French kiss this clenched fist
Diabolic, a one man brigade spreading cancer plague
Fist f**king a pussy's face, holding a hand grenade
So if I catch you bluffin.. Faggot, you're less than nothing
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction"

OOOH MY GOD!!!

MURDEROUS

Oh.. and @ PenTheInstrument.. I'm about to record with my boy Verbal Weaponz this coming Fall.. our producer is some guy named Sam Rawsteen, he produced 4 tracks off of E-40's latest drop.. you sickenin though, where you live? If you live on the Westcoast maybe we could get somethin music-wise goin on.. I'm in Washington state..

and thanks, Xquizit =)

[WTFwasIthinking]

peep muh Xanga 'n you'll know plenty 'bout me... I'm from Jerz 'n I'm Korean... Jin is actually waitin' on a track from me cuz he wants to hear me...

I ain't gon' front... I know I'm nice so we'll see what happens from there though... check my other thread that I started... or check out my Xanga cuz you'll see a 'lil dialogue between me 'n Jin through email where he's tellin' me to send 'em a track

[Smoke360]

That's ill.. keep workin' on that ****, I'd love to see you make it.. get on the mixtape scene for real though, that's what seems to be poppin as of right now..

I'mma write some bars exclusively for createblog right now =)

I write punches that'll help the mood
and have ya foot tappin like a full nelson move
It's obvious that I'm on a roll
Smoke ready to stomp on stars like a Converse sole..
Can't say that I don't pack a punch
These guns'll make ya bones break, so they Cap'n Crunch
Cocky as f-ck, Jake is oh-so-hard
Let loose with lines, so you can call it No-Holds-Bars
With freestyles, I'm a pro flow-er
'cause I cover the top of the dome like a comb over
A dude talkin sh-t, I'll put him to rest
He don't need a pacemaker, to have metal put in his chest
If you think you sick, you damn wrong
I'm bout to put Pen in the background, like that Stan song

Haha no offense on that last line.. It just came to my mind..

if y'all dont understand any of the lines, tell me.. even tho I hate draining punches..