Politics, Joke Options

[scorpiobloomgurl...]

It is really long but FUNNY!!!!

>A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks:
>"Daddy, What are politics?"
>
>The dad answers:
>Well, son let me explain it to you this way:
>
>I'm the head of the family so call me
>The President
>
>Your mother is the administrator of the money...
>so we'll call her
>The Government
>
>The nanny...
>we'll consider her
>The Working Class
>
>We're all here to take care of your needs...
>so we'll call you
>The People
>
>And that is kind of how Politics work
>Now think it and see if it makes sense
>
>So...the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has >said.
>Later that night the boy hears his baby brother crying
>so he gets up to check on him
>
>He finds his little brother completely soiled in his diaper.
>he goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
>
>Not wanting to wake her
>he goes to the nanny's room
>he finds his daddy in bed with the nanny
>
>He gives up and finally goes to bed.
>The next morning at the breakfast table
>the little boy says to his father:
>"Daddy I think I understand the concept of politics now."
>
>The Father says:
>"Good son now tell me in your own words what politics are"
>
>The little replies:
>
>"The President
>is screwing
>The Working Class
>while
>The Government
>is sound asleep
>
>The People
>are being ignored
>and
>The Future
>is in deep sh*t."