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 Aug 12 2004, 09:52 PM
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Newbie  Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,287  |
One night a christian boy was going to bed. He sat at the end of his bed and said his prayers and at the end he said "Godbless Mom, Dad, GrandPa, Taa taa Grandma." His father over heard this and thought nothing of it.
The next morning the mom was screaming thru the house "GRANDMA DIED THIS MORNING! GRANDFATHER SAID SHE NEVER WOKE UP!" The father hearing this became very afriad. Once agian the boy sat at the end of his bed saying his prayers and at the end he said "Godbless Mom, Dad, Taa taa Grandpa" The next morning the grandfather died of a stroke in the morning. The father then became very afriad and went to the doctor and made shure he was in perfect conditon. That night the boy said the same prayer. Next morning the father woke up and felt greate. He even went to the doctors agian just to be shure of himself. Once he came home he found his wife crying. He asked her what was the matter. The wife replied "This morning the milkman droped dead on the porch!" |
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Aug 12 2004, 09:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
umms someone posted this one back there somewhere....
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Aug 12 2004, 11:05 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
err this joke has been posted already
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Aug 13 2004, 12:07 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
yeah...i read this in a past post. it's still funny..i guess?
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Aug 13 2004, 12:21 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
this has been posted before. but itz funny
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Aug 13 2004, 01:45 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
This wuz posted already, but i still like this joke.
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Aug 13 2004, 01:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yea its been posted but its still funnie
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Aug 13 2004, 01:54 PM
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Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
isnt it lyk the third time this has been posted?!
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Aug 13 2004, 01:55 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
haha- but wasn't this also in "Big Fish?"
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Aug 13 2004, 04:00 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,287 |
>.< doh
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Aug 13 2004, 05:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,621 |
this has been posted already .. in more detail
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Aug 13 2004, 11:59 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...8406&hl=milkman
BEEN POSTED B4. >=/ |
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Aug 14 2004, 12:54 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
its been posted already, but its still funni lol
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Aug 14 2004, 11:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
why did u say the other post
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...8406&hl=milkman is funnier? they the same. |
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Aug 15 2004, 04:11 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
but it's still as funny!!!
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Aug 16 2004, 09:33 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
i heard its been posted? well i haven't seen it, but hahaha, poor guy.
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Aug 16 2004, 10:22 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
yes, it has been posted before, but it's cute.
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