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Aug 12 2004, 02:50 AM
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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health
risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10lb as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that Reads, "If you catch me, you can have me!" He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years". The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, I can have you!" |
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo how to lose weight fast! Aug 12 2004, 02:50 AM
synkro aaaaaahahah ;o poor dude Aug 12 2004, 02:52 AM
Just AJ LOL OMG that's so wrong , I would hate to be ... Aug 12 2004, 02:59 AM
F1R3B4T lmfao sad....
at least he loast like 30 pounds Aug 12 2004, 03:07 AM
x_angawhomps ROFLMFAO. hahhahahaa.. Aug 12 2004, 03:17 AM
elmogurly ooh. scary *shudders....i feel sorry for that guy.... Aug 12 2004, 03:21 AM
niez_cho *lol* well at least that guy lost a lot of weight Aug 12 2004, 05:17 AM
ikayto hmmmmmmmm what is ithe number of this company ....... Aug 12 2004, 05:22 AM
nycxjohn lmao pink runnin shoes Aug 12 2004, 09:39 AM
conster WHOAA LOL poor guy Aug 12 2004, 10:16 AM
Devastation QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 2:50 ... Aug 12 2004, 10:18 AM
IIO__oII HAHAHA.
i need that. ;D Aug 12 2004, 11:07 AM
chica777708 HAHA Aug 12 2004, 11:11 AM
tyedyefroggy rotflmao........whoa....poor guy, but he lost some... Aug 12 2004, 11:16 AM
silver rain haah, wow. at least he lost some weight. Aug 12 2004, 11:49 AM
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xtremeliquid Haha that was funny. Aug 13 2004, 01:28 AM
kyuubi319 lmfao, LOL, omg, that poor guy! but if the guy... Aug 13 2004, 03:20 PM
MasterNe0 I read this joke somewhere else before. it so funn... Aug 13 2004, 04:02 PM
ichiban LMAO xD Aug 13 2004, 04:36 PM
StarStruck xD haha poor guy ! Aug 13 2004, 05:03 PM
DarkCrescentMoon lmbo! that's great. yhanks! i needed a... Aug 14 2004, 01:33 AM
Weird addiction AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Aug 14 2004, 10:32 AM
x hYpErRoSeY x LOL i feel really bad for that guy, shulda stuck w... Aug 14 2004, 12:29 PM
F1R3B4T lol just can't please obese men Aug 14 2004, 11:29 PM
sushiluva lol omg that's funny.. i wonder what people we... Aug 15 2004, 12:07 AM
sporadic lol that's... interesting o.O Aug 15 2004, 12:34 AM
dani41790 haha omfg that must b scary Aug 15 2004, 04:28 AM
celebrityaddict5 Lol that's funny!! Poor guy... >_... Aug 15 2004, 06:05 AM
Tag_youre_it oh the poor guy!
he should have stuck to the 5... Aug 15 2004, 04:02 PM
lozerface87 RE: how to lose weight fast! Aug 15 2004, 09:00 PM
acidbreeze haha, nice Aug 15 2004, 11:37 PM
inlonelinessidie LOL. I heard that on a hispanic comedy show a whil... Aug 16 2004, 12:39 AM
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MizzUndastoodGirl LOL!!!! i'm glad i read this j... Aug 16 2004, 11:05 PM
F1R3B4T i cud use sum excercise... Aug 17 2004, 02:06 PM
xzxero that guy better run like hell Aug 17 2004, 02:07 PM![]() ![]() |