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 Aug 13 2004, 06:24 PM
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 old school member  Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843  |
One day two pastors decide to go on vacation away from the church. They fly down to Florida and are out of the church clothing. They go to a nude beach. As they were talking a blonde in a thong waves and says "Hi father, hi father". Both fathers were shocked, they had never seen the girl before. Next day the same thing happens. On the third day, after the same thing happens for the 3rd time, the fathers ask her how she knows them. She simply replied with a smile, "It's me, Sister Jessica!"
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Aug 13 2004, 06:31 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I get it, I think. Took me 3 times of reading to figure out exactly what this joke is about.
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Aug 13 2004, 07:03 PM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Lol.. naughty.
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Aug 13 2004, 07:07 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
 .... That is real funny.
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Aug 13 2004, 07:16 PM
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 ThePinkPanda Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 |
lol..
my name is jessica 
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Aug 13 2004, 11:53 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. pretty funnyyy =]
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Aug 13 2004, 11:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
huh? so.. that girl was a nun? i dont get it. =/
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Aug 14 2004, 12:30 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
uhm sry i dont get it
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Aug 14 2004, 09:58 AM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
I'll give you a clue: Think of what Sisters (nuns) wear.
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Aug 14 2004, 11:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
sry.. cud u plz xplain?
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Aug 15 2004, 12:05 AM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
OMFG HAHAH!!
funny wont the sister get in deep sh!t tho? haha
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Aug 15 2004, 12:07 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
uhm i STILL dont get it.. cuz someone plz xplain the whole thing to me?
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Aug 15 2004, 12:57 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
^i dont get it either. but then, there are many things i dont get. for example, why do people wear spandex? why do people care how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? why?
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Aug 15 2004, 02:25 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats pretty funni
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Aug 15 2004, 02:28 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Your traditional nun wears the usual black and white ensemble. Correct? The two pastors've never seen a nun in a thong. There.
And by the way, rofl. Funneh.
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Aug 15 2004, 02:32 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
i thot shes a nun whys she at a nude beach?
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Aug 16 2004, 01:38 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
WHoa...
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Aug 16 2004, 01:50 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
whaaa...???
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Aug 16 2004, 04:20 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
ok, so they've never seen a nun in a thong.
i don't really see the funniness. 
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Aug 16 2004, 06:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 16 2004, 4:20 PM) ok, so they've never seen a nun in a thong. i don't really see the funniness. same here. i jus dont get this joke. |
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Aug 16 2004, 07:24 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
Pretty dumb and pointless...
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Aug 16 2004, 07:39 PM
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 042304<3 Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,231 |
took me awhile to get it, and once i did, it wasn't that funny.
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Aug 16 2004, 08:29 PM
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Heh...okay?
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Aug 16 2004, 10:15 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
hey..my name is jessica.
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Aug 17 2004, 12:42 PM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 16 2004, 8:24 PM) Pretty dumb and pointless... Maybe cuz you and the others didn't get it. |
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