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 Aug 11 2004, 07:58 PM
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Mick's wife was cheating with her husbands best mate Peter when suddenly the phone rang. After a short convo, she returned to the bedroom
"Who was it? The back stabbing buddy asked. "Oh, that was Mick." She replied calmly. "uh oh. I'd better be going then!" he said. "Did Mick say where he was?" "Relax - he's down at the pub, playing a few games of pool with you." |
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Aug 11 2004, 08:07 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
.. i dont get it...
does it mean that she wasnt having affairs wit her husbands friend but some other dude? |
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Aug 11 2004, 08:34 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Don't get it either.
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Aug 11 2004, 08:37 PM
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is he drunk? im confused
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Aug 12 2004, 09:58 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
i dont get it neither
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Aug 12 2004, 10:46 AM
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Aug 12 2004, 11:08 AM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
I get it either... ACK EXPLAIN
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Aug 12 2004, 11:45 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
huH..?
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Aug 12 2004, 11:46 AM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
i don't get this...
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Aug 12 2004, 12:38 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
um...what?
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Aug 12 2004, 01:00 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
i kinda get it....
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Aug 13 2004, 12:41 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
so the real husband is drunk?
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Aug 13 2004, 01:30 AM
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What?
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Aug 13 2004, 01:38 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
i think that mean that her husband is cheating on her 2...right?
well if i am then dat was funny
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Aug 13 2004, 02:06 AM
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haha i dont get it..just like everyone else
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Aug 13 2004, 02:36 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Haha I think it means that Mick is also in the process of cheating and thinking up an excuse to his wife
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Aug 13 2004, 03:08 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
i get it, but its really not that funny....
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Aug 13 2004, 07:06 PM
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Lol.. the husband's cheating too xD
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Aug 13 2004, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 13 2004, 7:06 PM) Lol.. the husband's cheating too xD ohhh lol |
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Aug 13 2004, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 13 2004, 7:06 PM) Lol.. the husband's cheating too xD but i still don't get it.. =/ |
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Aug 13 2004, 09:47 PM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
like that guy said up there the husband made up an excuse that he was at the pub with his friend, which was tehre with his wife; so we're suppose to come to the conclusion that the husband is cheating on her also ;p
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Aug 13 2004, 11:53 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
Oohhh, got confuseed in the first place.
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Aug 13 2004, 11:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
i get it..
MIKE is cheating on his wife ALSO. he is saying that "peter is with me" instead of "girls name" is with me... err. not very funny, but... =] |
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Aug 14 2004, 10:28 AM
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i GET IT....the wife is cheating on her husband and her husband is cheating on her!!
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Aug 14 2004, 10:29 AM
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QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Aug 14 2004, 5:58 AM) i get it.. MIKE is cheating on his wife ALSO. he is saying that "peter is with me" instead of "girls name" is with me... err. not very funny, but... =] uhh....no!! |
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