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 Feb 22 2004, 11:20 PM
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 M e m b e r  Group: Member Posts: 61 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,195  |
lol.. i have another one..
Fatherly Bonding: A man was reading the news paper while his son did his hwk. the son looks up and asks "dad? is god white or black?" his dad looked over at him and smiled "hes both son" the boy went back to work, he looked up again "dad? is god a man or a woman?" his dad loked over at him again, "hes both" the boy stared at his dad.."dad?" the man : "yes?" "...Is Micheal Jackson God?".. dumb huh? |
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Feb 23 2004, 05:01 PM
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what do u call cheese thats not urs??
huh?? huh?? i dunno u tell me dont touch my cheese though 
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Feb 23 2004, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE(fragrance @ Feb 23 2004, 5:01 PM) what do u call cheese thats not urs?? huh?? huh?? i dunno u tell me dont touch my cheese though Nacho Cheese 
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Feb 23 2004, 05:05 PM
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=) Group: Member Posts: 570 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,305 |
ahhahaahah
aahhahahahah ahhahaahha gafjsagjkgdg that joke never fails me  <hahahahahhaa
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Feb 23 2004, 05:06 PM
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Person A: knock knock!
Person B: Who's there? Person A: Sorry, wrong door. 
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Feb 23 2004, 05:09 PM
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Judge: I'm sorry Micky, but I can't grand you a divorice because Minnie is mentally unstable.
Micky: I never said that! I said she was f**king Goofy! tell that one to the kids... |
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Feb 24 2004, 02:00 AM
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i can't think of any right now but u should watch mad tv or somin on comedy channel. yea its there to make you laugh ur pants off!!
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Feb 24 2004, 02:10 AM
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WHAT DO U CALLA BLUE WHITE RED, STRPIED, POKIE DOTTED, BIG, 3 headed, DOG?
o0o  psh i dunno... i jus thought it would look kool...
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Feb 27 2004, 11:22 PM
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hahaha these are retarded but funny :]
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Feb 27 2004, 11:25 PM
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don't shoot homies, shoot hoops...
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Feb 27 2004, 11:29 PM
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jack got a new car with a awesome stereo. when you shout out rock it plays rock, shout rap and it will play rap. so one day jack was driving down the street when a buncha kids ran by throwing rocks at jacks new car, so jack yelled f***ing kids! and the radio turned to michael jackson
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Feb 28 2004, 09:44 PM
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HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!! ^_^ so hilarious...
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Feb 28 2004, 09:54 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
america is the only place where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.
among those people is the infamous michael jackson. o yea watch saturday night live...channel 4 11:30-1:00, on saturday nights. [duh]. |
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Feb 28 2004, 10:00 PM
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I wanna be roman Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989 |
SNL also comes on during the day (only on weekdays I think) between 1 and 3 (i think?) I love that show
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Feb 29 2004, 04:21 AM
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woady woady Group: Member Posts: 191 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,376 |
This lady is getting a physical at the doctor's office. The doctor looks
her over and says she looks perfectly healthy, except for a big letter T on her chest. The doctor says "What's that T on your chest from?" She replies "My boyfriend plays football for Tenessee and when we have sex, he wears his jersey." The next day, another lady comes in for the same reason, to get her physical. This lady also has a big letter on her chest, though an M. So the doctor asks her what it's doing there and she says it's from her boyfriend who plays basketball for Michigan. This time, another lady comes in for her check-up. The doctor says "Well, ma'am, you're all healthy except for that big M on your chest. But let me guess, your boyfriend plays for Michigan, and every time you perform Sexual Intercourse, he wears his jersey." She looks at him and replies, "Close, my girlfriend plays for Washington" |
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Feb 29 2004, 04:35 AM
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 rookie Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,291 |
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo |
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Mar 1 2004, 01:22 AM
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i have one!!! or a couple
[B]Q:how do you get a pikachu on a bus?[/B] you Pok'emon!! translation: pok 'em on what do you call a shee without legs? a cloud why did the booger cross the road? he was getting picked on what's batman's favorite meal time? dinner dinner dinner dinner batman~(batman theme song) what's mozert's favorite fruit? bananna~ na na na na...(u proably don't get that one. u need sound affections) |
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Mar 1 2004, 01:25 AM
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advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
hmm... sam its spelled mozart
 haha lols  you guys crack me up
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Mar 11 2004, 11:56 AM
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I got one, Its a welfare Joke:
A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary package starts at $200,000.00 a year with room for bonuses. The man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!" The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it." |
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Mar 11 2004, 04:29 PM
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 Feh... I want ramen!! Group: Member Posts: 928 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,203 |
i don't get it.
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Mar 11 2004, 04:31 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
HAHAHAHAHA
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Mar 11 2004, 05:16 PM
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rookie Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,291 |
A man who has just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. To his right is standing an attractive women, and to his left is a ladder. The woman speaks, "Come with me through the gate and spend eternity with me, or climb the ladder to success." The man always eager to get ahead in life chooses to climb the ladder. The man finds an even more beautiful woman standing in front of another gate. Next to her is another ladder. The woman says, "Come with me through the gate and all your fantasies will be granted, or climb the ladder to success." This time the man is tempted, but his greed takes over and he climbs the ladder higher. He again encounters a woman. This woman, however; is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She says, "come with me and I will satisfy your deepest desires forever, or climb the ladder to success." The man can't believe his luck. He decides to take his chances and climbs the ladder. He comes to another gate. This time there is no woman waiting for him. Suddenly an old overweight man walks up to him. "Are you God?" the man asks. "No, I'm Sess."
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Mar 11 2004, 05:19 PM
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Feh... I want ramen!! Group: Member Posts: 928 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,203 |
hahahahahahahaha
you need to have your mind in the gutter for it to be funny plus its really dirty but its hilarious!!!!!! |
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Mar 11 2004, 05:26 PM
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rookie Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,291 |
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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Mar 12 2004, 05:06 PM
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I only get the one with the minister.... I feel like I'm missing out.....
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