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Who understands men?, for tha girls
diezelbabygrl_xo...
post Aug 12 2004, 02:58 AM
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The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money, and thank GOD are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?
 

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diezelbabygrl_xoxo   Who understands men?   Aug 12 2004, 02:58 AM
Just AJ   QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 3:58 ...   Aug 12 2004, 03:03 AM
F1R3B4T   yea me too... dito wit aj   Aug 12 2004, 03:05 AM
elmogurly   and they call girls confusing. yah right   Aug 12 2004, 03:30 AM
niez_cho   ah this is so true =X   Aug 12 2004, 05:13 AM
conster   lmao i should post this on xanga haha ill get so m...   Aug 12 2004, 10:18 AM
xtiffysweetzx   lol...funnies   Aug 12 2004, 12:15 PM
shawty_redd   QUOTEThe handsome and nice men are gay. so true ...   Aug 12 2004, 12:33 PM
pnai4eva   LMAO, that's true.   Aug 12 2004, 12:33 PM
F1R3B4T   hmm yea   Aug 12 2004, 02:58 PM
c0nfus3dmisfit   haha i love that! and its sadly true too   Aug 12 2004, 03:00 PM
Grand_master_1   heh....bein shy sucks   Aug 12 2004, 03:04 PM
JessJR1022   guys are sooo confusing...... and hot and nice guy...   Aug 12 2004, 03:06 PM
sweetdreamsx3   QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 2:58 ...   Aug 12 2004, 09:41 PM
tootsie_kiddo   sooo true!!!   Aug 13 2004, 12:34 AM
RiC3xBoy   QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 12 2004, 2:58 ...   Aug 13 2004, 12:56 AM
AznKutie   heheh TRUE!   Aug 13 2004, 03:20 AM
xjjajeengx   LMFAO that sounds like a korean saying... its soo...   Aug 13 2004, 04:30 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   lmao... true, true...   Aug 13 2004, 10:38 AM


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