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 Aug 11 2004, 11:37 PM
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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the
upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:42 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha lmao man that would scare me if teacher did that and i didnt noe he/she waznt wearin a cast
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Aug 11 2004, 11:51 PM
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 Perfectly Flawed Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,652 |
Woah, that would kinda freak me out too.
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Aug 12 2004, 12:33 AM
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hahaha that took me awhile to get.... =]
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Aug 12 2004, 02:10 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Hahahah! That's awesome.
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Aug 12 2004, 03:08 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yea i gotta admit it'd be pretty damn freaky
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Aug 12 2004, 03:28 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
man i don't get it. there is something seriously wrong with me...darn it
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Aug 12 2004, 05:23 AM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
wow what a BADASS!!
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Aug 12 2004, 09:35 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
LMAOO wow this jokes pretty good!
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Aug 12 2004, 09:36 AM
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 who again? Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,458 |
QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 11 2004, 11:37 PM) A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth lol nice. if i ever become a teacher, i shall dothat. just to scare the little kids. |
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Aug 12 2004, 09:40 AM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
lolol thats funny
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Aug 12 2004, 11:23 AM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
HAHA took me a min. to get that one, yah well, that would freak me out, if I didnt know it was a cast under him HAHA
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Aug 12 2004, 11:26 AM
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omgosh I would be sooo freaked out......
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Aug 12 2004, 11:42 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
HAHA GOOD ONEE
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Aug 12 2004, 11:44 AM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
wow, i would be freaked out by that too.
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Aug 12 2004, 12:30 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LOL, freaky___
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Aug 13 2004, 12:47 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
HAHA dat teacher wud sooo freak me out
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Aug 13 2004, 01:26 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha that was a good one.
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Aug 13 2004, 03:21 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
LOL, nice one
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