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 Aug 11 2004, 11:37 PM
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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the
upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth |
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F1R3B4T teacher Aug 11 2004, 11:37 PM
dani41790 hahahaha lmao man that would scare me if teacher d... Aug 11 2004, 11:42 PM CloudUnionX Woah, that would kinda freak me out too. Aug 11 2004, 11:51 PM IIO__oII hahaha that took me awhile to get.... =] Aug 12 2004, 12:33 AM Luster Soldier Hahahah! That's awesome. Aug 12 2004, 02:10 AM F1R3B4T yea i gotta admit it'd be pretty damn freaky Aug 12 2004, 03:08 AM elmogurly man i don't get it. there is something serious... Aug 12 2004, 03:28 AM ikayto wow what a BADASS!! Aug 12 2004, 05:23 AM nycxjohn LMAOO wow this jokes pretty good! Aug 12 2004, 09:35 AM Devastation QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 11 2004, 11:37 PM)A schoo... Aug 12 2004, 09:36 AM highly_evolved lolol thats funny Aug 12 2004, 09:40 AM chica777708 HAHA took me a min. to get that one, yah well, tha... Aug 12 2004, 11:23 AM tyedyefroggy omgosh I would be sooo freaked out...... Aug 12 2004, 11:26 AM lilteardrop HAHA GOOD ONEE Aug 12 2004, 11:42 AM silver rain wow, i would be freaked out by that too. Aug 12 2004, 11:44 AM pnai4eva LOL, freaky___ Aug 12 2004, 12:30 PM tootsie_kiddo HAHA dat teacher wud sooo freak me out Aug 13 2004, 12:47 AM xtremeliquid Haha that was a good one. Aug 13 2004, 01:26 AM
kyuubi319 LOL, nice one Aug 13 2004, 03:21 PM  |
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