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 Aug 11 2004, 04:32 PM
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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' |
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Aug 11 2004, 04:34 PM
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lol i remember dis joke itz so stupid but i couldnt stop laffin da first time i heard it
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Aug 11 2004, 04:38 PM
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I heard this one before but with crackers instead of grapes
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Aug 11 2004, 04:40 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
lol hahahas. I've never heard that. I like ducks =D And I LOVE GRAPES! Bleh where do youo guys get these jokes? And WHY did the duck keep coming back for grapes?
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Aug 11 2004, 04:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol who knows but grapes are good
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Aug 11 2004, 06:24 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lo...i've heard this one before
 ducks are cool
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Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM
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Haha.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
i concur, ducks are kooL
wait is "concur" a word? |
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Aug 11 2004, 06:48 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
it stupid but yet, funny.
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Aug 11 2004, 08:22 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
LOL haha cute duck
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Aug 11 2004, 11:51 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha thats a good one. man u post alot in this forum
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Aug 11 2004, 11:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(dani41790 @ Aug 11 2004, 11:51 PM) hahaha thats a good one. man u post alot in this forum wat kan i say? il ike jokes  a minute of laughing = 30 minutes of excercise er sumfin like that |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:58 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lol dat was like tha first joke i have ever heard. but its still funny
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Aug 12 2004, 09:59 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols so old so old...
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Aug 12 2004, 11:14 AM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
haha thats funnie and mean lol
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Aug 12 2004, 11:38 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
HAHA took me a while to get it xD
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Aug 12 2004, 01:11 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
That wuz sort of like a cute joke.
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