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 Aug 11 2004, 04:56 PM
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A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting for the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first.
"Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner, strapping him in. "No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch, and nothing happened. Under state law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released, so the chemist was released. Then the biologist was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" "No, just get on with it." The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released. Then the electrical engineer was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner. "Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work." |
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Aug 11 2004, 06:18 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol...dumb engineer
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Aug 11 2004, 06:38 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Lol. Smart yet dumb engineer. That waht you get for being a engineer and take your job a bit too seriously.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmao usually its the electircal engineer whos smart in these type jokes
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Aug 11 2004, 08:24 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha lol hes smart but.... stupid for telling the executioner lol
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Aug 11 2004, 08:56 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ugh that dumb engeneer.
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Aug 11 2004, 08:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(conster @ Aug 11 2004, 8:24 PM) haha lol hes smart but.... stupid for telling the executioner lol lmao thats exactly the joke |
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Aug 11 2004, 10:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
lol, i heard a version bout this before. instead of an electric chair, it was a thing where the knife goes down n cuts ur head. i think it was a chinese guy, a filipino, n a potoge (not sure how to spell it, but in hawaii its the same as blonde/dumb person). yea, well, the first to face down, thing doesnt work so they are free, 3rd faces up n says he sees wuts rong wit the thing. yea..
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Aug 11 2004, 11:35 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao i guess that engineer wanted to die
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Aug 12 2004, 11:13 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
HAHA i have something like that:
thre was a blond, brunette, and a red head. they were all to be executed by a guillotine the brunette was first. the executioner asked her if she wanted any last words. saying no, the rope was released. however, the blade stope 2 inches from her neck. the crowd muttered among themselves and decided it was a sign not to kill her. so they let the brunette go. the same thing happened to the red head, so she was let go. when it was the blond's turn, the executioner asked if she had any last words. "yup," she replies. she pointed to the top of the guillotine, where the rope was tangled up. "i think you should untangle the rope to make it work."... ;D |
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Aug 12 2004, 11:16 AM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
HAHA wow I get it LOL funnie
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Aug 12 2004, 12:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols thahs just suicide
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Aug 12 2004, 12:11 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
haha funny stuff
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Aug 12 2004, 12:16 PM
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aww poor egineer..... he wants to die.....
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Aug 12 2004, 12:21 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
s2pid engineer...now i'm starting 2 feel sorry 4 him...
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Aug 13 2004, 12:49 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
 ahahah lol! funny one!
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Aug 13 2004, 01:15 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
yah dumb ppl...hahaha good one
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Aug 13 2004, 01:22 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Eh...
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Aug 13 2004, 03:23 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
haha, oh dang, that sounds like something I would do
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