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depressed about impeachment thing...
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:01 PM
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A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!"
 
 
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MasterNe0
post Aug 11 2004, 08:22 PM
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I actually get this joke.

Not bad.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:35 PM
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haha...i got a gallon for you
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:50 PM
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haha thats kinda mean
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 10:01 PM
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lmao hey the police actually do something for us!
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 10:34 PM
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Heh...
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 12:27 AM
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lmao, i get it
 
kyuubi319
post Aug 13 2004, 03:27 PM
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hahaha
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 03:49 PM
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hahaha!! that's funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(nycxjohn @ Aug 12 2004, 10:01 PM)
lmao hey the police actually do something for us!

Agreed laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 04:23 PM
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haha so mean!!
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 04:40 PM
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haha, that's funny.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 08:41 PM
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QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 11 2004, 8:35 PM)
haha...i got a gallon for you

haha ive got a gallon as well laugh.gif
 
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haha thas mean
 
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