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 Aug 11 2004, 04:24 PM
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An undertaker had a busy day at work, and in front of him, was 3 new bodies that had been sent from the hospital. The first one his mouth opened wide. He then moved on to see the next body. It too had opened his mouth widely. Surprised, he went over to the last body. This body was charred and had a huge smile on his face. Feeling puzzled, he turned to ask the hospital personnel:" What actually happened to these people? "Well.." replied the personnel, "The first man died from laughing at a joke. The second man died at the news that he had won the lottery. The last man..well, he was struck by lightning...he thought the flash was a camera's."
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Aug 11 2004, 04:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 646 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,847 |
 he was probably blonde huh?? (<3 my blonde hair) hehhehehe
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Aug 11 2004, 04:41 PM
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Hmm...It isn't really funny...
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Aug 11 2004, 04:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
i dunno i thot it was funni...
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Aug 11 2004, 06:22 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
hm...*cheese*
 at lease he died happy-ish
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Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
It didn't sound funny also.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
well too bad if u dun think its funni...
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Aug 11 2004, 08:19 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
o god lol its funny but how can anyone think lightning is a cam flash????
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Aug 12 2004, 12:42 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lol, that wuz really weird.
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Aug 13 2004, 12:46 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
haha, @ least they didnt die in pain or anythin
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Aug 13 2004, 01:29 AM
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Oh...heh...
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Aug 13 2004, 03:29 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Dead corpse smiling? Kinda freaky.....but it's a joke nonetheless
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Aug 13 2004, 04:28 AM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
LMFAO how sad..
 mustve died so happily tho
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Aug 13 2004, 10:41 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha poor guy... dumb, but poor... lmao
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