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Nuts, Nutty ppl
F1R3B4T
post Aug 11 2004, 08:11 PM
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A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up, nuts!" and the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down, Nuts!" and they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer, nuts!" and they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "well... everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, 'PEANUTS!'"
 

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F1R3B4T   Nuts   Aug 11 2004, 08:11 PM
MasterNe0   lol. Funny.   Aug 11 2004, 08:35 PM
elmogurly   haha. that's funny   Aug 11 2004, 08:42 PM
F1R3B4T   lmao glad everyone lieks it...   Aug 11 2004, 08:58 PM
CloudUnionX   lol, that was a good one.   Aug 11 2004, 09:43 PM
dani41790   lol thats a good one   Aug 11 2004, 11:36 PM
pnai4eva   lol, very funny!   Aug 12 2004, 12:53 PM
nycxjohn   lmao peeing nuts   Aug 12 2004, 09:55 PM
tootsie_kiddo   haha, datz funny. and i actually get dat joke   Aug 13 2004, 12:30 AM
kyuubi319   i get it! haha, lol, thats funny and nasty at ...   Aug 13 2004, 03:25 PM


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