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 Aug 11 2004, 08:01 PM
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A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?" The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the $33.5 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?" "So far only about three hundred gallons, but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!" |
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Aug 11 2004, 08:22 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I actually get this joke.
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Aug 11 2004, 08:35 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha...i got a gallon for you
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Aug 11 2004, 11:50 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha thats kinda mean
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Aug 12 2004, 10:01 PM
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lmao hey the police actually do something for us!
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Aug 12 2004, 10:34 PM
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Heh...
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Aug 13 2004, 12:27 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
lmao, i get it
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Aug 13 2004, 03:27 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
hahaha
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Aug 13 2004, 03:49 PM
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hahaha!! that's funny!
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Aug 13 2004, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(nycxjohn @ Aug 12 2004, 10:01 PM) lmao hey the police actually do something for us! Agreed
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Aug 15 2004, 04:23 PM
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haha so mean!!
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Aug 15 2004, 04:40 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
haha, that's funny.
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Aug 15 2004, 08:41 PM
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QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 11 2004, 8:35 PM) haha...i got a gallon for you haha ive got a gallon as well
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Sep 13 2004, 05:44 PM
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haha thas mean
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Sep 14 2004, 06:48 PM
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haha
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