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 Aug 11 2004, 04:27 PM
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Dear Maid,
Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Imperial Leather. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the medicine chest and another three in the shower soap dish. They are in my way. Thank you, S. Berman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid. She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. I took the 3 hotel soaps out of the shower soap dish as you requested. The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind. This leaves only the 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the management are to leave 3 soaps daily. I hope this is satisfactory. Kathy, Relief Maid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Maid I hope you are my regular maid. Apparently Kathy did not tell you about my note to her concerning the little bars of soap. When I got back to my room this evening, found you had added 3 little Camays to the shelf under my medicine cabinet. I am going to be here in the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-size Imperial Leather, so I won't need those 6 little Camays, which are on the shelf. They are in my way when shaving, brushing teeth, etc. Please remove them. S. Berman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr Berman, The assistant manager, Mr Kensedder, informed me this morning that you called him last evening and said you were unhappy with your maid service. I have assigned a new girl to your room. I hope you will accept my apologies for any past inconvenience. If you have any future complaints, please contact me so I can give it my personal attention. Call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you. Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Miss Carmen, It is impossible to contact you by phone since I leave the hotel for business at 7:45AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. That's the reason I called Mr Kensedder last night. You were already off duty. I only asked Mr Kensedder if he could do anything about those little bars of soap. The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a new check in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet, along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the Bathroom shelf. In just 5 days here I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap. Why are you doing this to me? S. Berman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr Berman, Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps. If I can be of further assistance, please call extension 1108 between 8AM and 5PM. Thank you, Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr Kensedder, My bath-size Imperial Leather is missing. Every bar of soap was taken from my room, including my own bath-size Imperial Leather. I came in late last night and had to call the bellhop to bring me 4 little Cashmere Bouquets S. Berman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr Berman, I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem. I cannot understand why there was no soap in your room since our maids are instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a room. The situation will be rectified immediately. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience. Martin L. Kensedder, Assistant Manager ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mrs. Carmen, Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? I came in last night and found 54 little bars of soap. I don't want 54 little bars of Camay. I want my one damn bar of bath-size Imperial Leather. Do you realise I have 54 bars of soap in here? All I want is my bath-size Imperial Leather. Please give me back my bath-size Imperial Leather. S. Berman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mr Berman, You complained of too much soap in your room, so I had them removed. Then you complained to Mr Kensedder that all your soap was missing, so I personally returned them The 24 Camays which had been taken and the 3 Camays you are supposed to receive daily. I don't know anything about the 4 Cashmere Bouquets. Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps, so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. I don't know where you got the idea this hotel issues bath-size Imperial Leather. I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory that I left in your room. Elaine Carmen, Housekeeper ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Mrs. Carmen, Just a short note to bring you up-to-date on my latest soap inventory. As of today I possess: * On the shelf under the medicine cabinet -18 Camay in 4 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2. * On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3. * On the bedroom dresser - 1 stack of 3 Cashmere Bouquet, 1 stack of 4 hotel-size Ivory, and 8 Camay in 2 stacks of 4. * Inside the medicine cabinet - 14 Camay in 3 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 2. * In the shower soap dish - 6 Camay, very moist. * On the northeast corner of the tub - 1 Cashmere Bouquet, slightly used. * On the northwest corner of the tub - 6 Camays in 2 stacks of 3. Please ask Kathy when she services my room to make sure the stacks are neatly piled and dusted. Also, please advise her that stacks of more than 4 have a tendency to tip. May I suggest that my bedroom windowsill is not in use and will make an excellent spot for future soap deliveries? One more item, I have purchased another bar of bath-size Imperial Leather which I am keeping in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings. S. Berman |
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Aug 11 2004, 04:41 PM
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Wow...Thats a lot of text. And sorta confusing and not that funny
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Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
wow...why don't he just throw away the hotel soaps and carry his soap with him, so nobody can take it away...
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Aug 11 2004, 06:47 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Why doesn't he just give up with the soap or go to another hotel.
It not like they want you to use it by force. It their as part of the hotel package. |
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Aug 11 2004, 06:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
well maybe that guy is jus stupid...
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Aug 12 2004, 01:46 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
It wuzn't all that funny...
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Aug 12 2004, 01:56 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
yeah it wasn't that funny, but if I ws the guy I would be wicked annoyed..
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Aug 12 2004, 02:09 PM
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i thought it was funny. he's stupid. he spent all his time writing notes and he only had two weeks.
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Aug 12 2004, 09:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
why dont he just keep the damn soap and throw it out the window when people dont see? this jokes too umm how you say not really a joke?
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Aug 12 2004, 11:11 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol man that dude complains alot
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Aug 13 2004, 12:25 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
aaaw sry datz too long for me
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Aug 13 2004, 02:44 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Read the whole thing and felt his frustration
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Aug 13 2004, 10:36 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
what the fudge? was that supposed to be funny?
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Aug 13 2004, 10:54 AM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
eh- it wasn't really that funny- i would've kept the soap- keeps me from hving to buy some...
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