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 Aug 11 2004, 04:47 PM
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.” Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.” |
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Aug 11 2004, 06:20 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
tsck tsck tsck...the CIA is tricky...hehe
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Aug 11 2004, 06:28 PM
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lol i dunno but i jus love this joke
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Aug 11 2004, 06:41 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
LOL. Now this is a funny joke.
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Aug 11 2004, 07:35 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,335 |
lol...
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Aug 11 2004, 08:09 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lol wasnt this posted before?? haha its still funny tho
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Aug 11 2004, 08:57 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh that evil women
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Aug 11 2004, 11:41 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha lmao man that wife is evil
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Aug 11 2004, 11:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
QUOTE(conster @ Aug 11 2004, 8:09 PM) lol wasnt this posted before?? haha its still funny tho shoot sry if it was i dint c it |
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Aug 12 2004, 12:55 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Lol, that's one evil wife.
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Aug 12 2004, 09:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lmao she actaully killed him!
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Aug 13 2004, 12:31 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
omg evil wife!!!
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Aug 13 2004, 01:35 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha I never thought that would happen.
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Aug 13 2004, 03:12 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
haha LOL, smart CIA
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Aug 15 2004, 04:25 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
oh the poor lady!
she was TRICKED good thing she got the job done  hahaha
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Aug 15 2004, 04:39 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
haha, evil wife...
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Aug 15 2004, 08:43 PM
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omg that was really funny..but still really sad
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Aug 17 2004, 07:55 PM
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 eww boys have Co0tiES :P Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,575 |
HAAHAHAHAHA!! she rellie killed her hubbie..that must of been wun angry wife..i wonder wat the husband did to piss her off?
 
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