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 Aug 11 2004, 04:50 PM
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He said "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. "
She said "Well then why do you wear pants?" He said "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. " She said "Well, you succeeded! " He said "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said "That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! " He said "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" She said "Turn sideways and look in the mirror! " He said "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? " She said "I would but you're never there." |
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Aug 11 2004, 04:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO!!! LOL
y are female comebak lines smarter/wittier than male's? |
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Aug 11 2004, 05:57 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol...females rock
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Aug 11 2004, 06:31 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Female comebacks are the best. I wonder why.
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