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depressed man, lmfao
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post Aug 11 2004, 04:23 PM
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There was once a very depressed man that went to see the psychiatrist. He was advised to go on a holiday to unwind and relax his mental and emotional burdens. Upon his return from the holiday, the man's assistant went to the airport to welcome him back.
Man: "How's everything here?"

Assistant: "Well, Nothing much but your dog died."

Man:"How did he die?"

Assistant:"Well because he ate burned horse meat."

MAn:" Where did the meat come from?"

Assistant: Well..your ranch caught fire and burned down."

Man:"What? How did that happen?"

Assistant: "It was the sparks from your house that started the fire on the ranch."

Man:" What? A fire broke out in my house?"

Assistant: "Yes..The curtains caught fire from your mother's altar."

Man:"My mum's what?"

Assistant:" Oh..your mother's altar..well she died."

Man:" All these happened and you said nothing much had taken place? How did she die?"

Assistant: "Well..your wife ran away with another man and your mother had a heart attack."
 

Posts in this topic
F1R3B4T   depressed man   Aug 11 2004, 04:23 PM
black_cloud10   dat....sux.....like hard.... heh   Aug 11 2004, 04:29 PM
Burnt_Angel1124   Wow so many bad news in less than a minute...@_@   Aug 11 2004, 04:39 PM
Grand_master_1   whoa damn dats sad   Aug 11 2004, 04:40 PM
F1R3B4T   lmao i kno i kno...   Aug 11 2004, 04:42 PM
elmogurly   aww..that's sad...i don't see the humor   Aug 11 2004, 06:25 PM
xtremeliquid   Not funny.   Aug 11 2004, 06:27 PM
F1R3B4T   well SOORRR-RY   Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM
conster   poor guy! lolss   Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM
MasterNe0   poor guy. It funny in a wierd way.   Aug 11 2004, 06:42 PM
F1R3B4T   i can see that ppl dont realli like this joke...   Aug 11 2004, 06:50 PM


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