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 Aug 11 2004, 03:59 PM
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A helicopter was flying in Seattle when suddenly an electrical malfunction disabled all electronic navigation and communication equipment.
Due to the amount of fog, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. He spotted a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot thanked them by smiling and waving, determined the route to SEATAC airport and landed safely. When they were finally on the ground, his co-pilot asked him how he'd done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft building, because they gave me a technically correct but utterly and completely useless answer." |
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Aug 11 2004, 04:09 PM
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LOL man datz funny
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Aug 11 2004, 04:15 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
 haha funny stuff
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Aug 11 2004, 04:20 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
Lol. Good Joke.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:35 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha...funny
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Aug 11 2004, 06:37 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol this is one of my favs n it kinda happened too
i emailed dem coz i had a problem with my comp n dey returned with an utterly useless answer... worse 3 mninutes wasted in my life |
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