Why Women Are Happier Than Men, made up by juliar on the spot |
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 Aug 10 2004, 12:57 AM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me.  Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565  |
Why Women Are Happier Than Men.
1. We can wear any color we want and not be considered gay/lesbian/bisexual. 2. We can wear tight clothes and not be considered gay/lesbian/bisexual. 3. YOU pay US in a divorce. 4. You pay the dinner bill. 5. All we need to do is to work out enough so we're not fat. You guys have to have muscles. 6. We aren't turned down because of how much money we make. 7. The world is our makeup parlor. 8. The kid's coming out of ME. I name it what I want. 10. Flowers. Jewelry. This stuff is at a wedding. For you, or for us? 11. We can diet and actually lose weight. 12. We can make you bleed with a slash of our fingertips. 13. We look good in glasses. 14. We can keep a straight face if someone says the word "nuts". 15. We can wear our hair out long. And we will look good doing it. *wipes forehead* That's hard. To see my inspiration, click here It's hard doing this stuff at 2 in the morning.  G'nite.
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Aug 10 2004, 02:12 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
i'm confused...who's tha happier sex? men or women? oh well...still pretty funny and sum of it is tru
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Aug 10 2004, 09:27 PM
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3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
*bump*
 all that hard work and thinking for nothing?
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Aug 10 2004, 09:45 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats a good one
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Aug 10 2004, 11:05 PM
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hmm some of those are true..
but some guys can look good with long hair and glasses! 
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Aug 11 2004, 10:32 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
nice. girls rock xD
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Aug 11 2004, 12:13 PM
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lmao tru!!
but men haf more reasons to be happier than woman |
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Aug 11 2004, 12:43 PM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
we r cool! and so so true
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Aug 11 2004, 12:47 PM
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oh yeah i have to agree and the birthing one, if i have to carry it around for nine months then pop it out i best be able to name it whatever i want
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